Ben Avery @benaveryisgood
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It brings me no pleasure to announce that Tim Pool has died. He was hit by my car
If cops really keep us safe how do you explain this
The clips I keep seeing of Post Malone twitching like Joe Cocker while listening to some autotune country pop song about Michelob ultra pisses me off every time 👍
Damn. I’m on the Jim Ned High school notable alumni. But they’re missing the guy who invented a new cardiovascular disease
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This is so fucking funny holy shit
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My basic model of student protests is that in general students don't know shit about what they're protesting against, they do it because it's cool, makes them feel like they're part of something important and they want to be with their friends. In the vast majority of cases,…
@benaveryisgood The Dons tho 🙌
Jelly roll is so fat this retard thought I photoshopped him to be like that lol wake the fuck up hunder this is how people are shaped now.
@benaveryisgood One of the best actors of his generation
This is just a mathematical fact.
additionally: good sentences are made out of other good sentences. you learn how to do it by studying how others who were good at it did it. thats it. you imitate until you snap into place as yourself. anyone who says otherwise doesnt know wtf theyre talking about.
@benaveryisgood You could podcast in the parking lot from an F350 and just do laps in the drive through for refills while keeping an eye on the joint. Double dip with in-car food reviews.
David Lynch in "TWIN PEAKS. THE RETURN"
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quiet part out loud: you get an MFA or not its still your job to develop your capacity to write good sentences to the max. if you get an MFA and dont do that its your fault. if you dont get an MFA and dont do that its your fault. doing that is what makes your writing special.
it is amazing to me the mfas are not needed and ruined writing forever “discourse” is still happening. its like groundhogs day but not funny.
I have a medium size dick. Sometimes I wish I had a small dick tho because I know I would work harder. But I wouldn't want a big dick because I know I would embrace being a loser. My GF would ask "when are you gonna get a job?" and I'd reply "I got a big ass dick this is my job!"
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