Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger
New 30 min special out 8/29/23 at 4pm EST ⬇️⬇️ YouTube link below ⬇️⬇️ youtube.com/channel/UCnXoI… Joined July 2009-
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Look I like Dune, but they didn’t have to Muhabadeeb a Hitler mustache! Who wrote this, Dennis Prager?!
Just saw Dune 2. Great! Except Moopadeep should’ve used his magic voice on Chombie to make her stop being a bitch! Hey Megan Sand Markle, it’s not about u all the time! Maybe reclaim the water outta your tampon and then show some GODDAMN RESPECT for the Quiznos Haberdash!
Bad news, guys! Real bad. I’m sorry.
Really? They can’t look at the sidewalk? Or under any hwy overpass?? Just how tinted are these people’s car windows?
Old clip of Michael warning Michael about the problenormative male lineup at Skankfest. @KyleDunnigan7 @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith
I’m at The Comic Strip in Edmonton Canada April 4-6! Here’s link for tickets! wem.thecomicstrip.ca
You can't talk to God flying commercial. @LandauDave @kurtmetzger @QTRBlackGarrett youtube.com/shorts/7JjSCdr…
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Aw shit! They already spent the new money before it was even approved? On what I wonder? Luckily, we can rule out fake ISIS attacks in Russia or say, a big boat knocking down a critical bridge in America as a kind of jilted ex gf revenge! politico.com/news/2024/03/2…
Hey u ever see this movie “Call Me By Your Name?” Award winning film about a summer love affair between teacher and student!? Starring the Boy from Dune as “Young French President Macron, and Army the Cannibal Guy as “Middle Aged Bridgette Macron!”
What’s funnier, this or hanging a medal on a Nazi at Disney World, or being a huge fan of Bruce Springsteen (aka the Bono of America)?! nypost.com/2024/03/27/rea…
OMG!! Did the MCU retcon Jesus to not be a Jew anymore? Is that what this is about?? Did they at least keep the org theme song?? “Jeeeesus, the magic Jew! I love him! He loves u! He came to help with your boo hoos! and THAT’S why he’s THE KANG of JEWWWWWWWWWWWS!”
BREAKING NEWS: Shocking footage emerges of alleged “flavor camp attack” on Jonah Hill by Sean “P Diddy” Combs on the set of “Get Him To The Greek!”
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This Asshole Asked Me For a Photo
Tyler The Creator still hasn’t responded to my message asking him to fuck my ass…and the Emmy’s are in 3 days!!!
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Caught the earthquake on my live stream. It was terrifying. Please send prayers.
From the man who overreacts to everything else:
Caught the earthquake on my live stream. It was terrifying. Please send prayers.
You can't talk to God flying commercial. @LandauDave @kurtmetzger @QTRBlackGarrett youtube.com/shorts/7JjSCdr…
Mayor of Toronto Olivia Chow speaks on new controversial rain tax ☔️.
Holy shit! Gracias @kurtmetzger!
MEEETTTTZZZGERRRRRR!!!!! @kurtmetzger open.spotify.com/episode/2NvykI…
@kurtmetzger Don't forget the Diddling Diddy smoked a "Jeffrey" in the movie Get Him To The Greek.... I wonder if @rustyrockets Russell Brand ever got to talk to Diddy when they filmed this movie. 🤔
I put that shit on everything!
Haters always call Hilary Clinton a “phony,” but did u ever stop to think maybe she had a valid reason to “always carry a bottle of hot sauce?” Like to pour in Bill’s used condoms, just in case a ho try n fish his sperm out da trash to make a clout baby?
Haters always call Hilary Clinton a “phony,” but did u ever stop to think maybe she had a valid reason to “always carry a bottle of hot sauce?” Like to pour in Bill’s used condoms, just in case a ho try n fish his sperm out da trash to make a clout baby?
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@kurtmetzger A couples package of Neuralink implants will fix it😂
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