olivia grace @oliviadoesbits
comedian/ writer for @comedycentral roasts. Seen on Comedy Central, paramount+ Ask me about my scripts Help me save my kidney 👇👇 gofund.me/0b5a50dc Los Angeles Joined April 2019-
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The possibility that the raw milk influencers give us a huge H5N1 bird flu outbreak is... not zero
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If you are free GO SEE THIS. A new hour from @oliviadoesbits is a sight to behold!!!
If you are free GO SEE THIS. A new hour from @oliviadoesbits is a sight to behold!!!
My therapist noticed in our first session that I have “avoidant tendencies,” and that overcoming them was our goal. Years later, his assistant is calling me about my “copay” but I keep “avoiding,” her calls until we talk about a “refund.”
Hi I’m recording my album in LA at my friend Ron’s secret house party show in the San Fernando Valley on April 28. Grab your tickets now! eventbrite.com/e/877129105767…
I saved a bee today and now the bees owe me a favor. If one of y’all gets attacked by a swarm of bees just know that was the favor.
The system won’t help you if you become disabled. You can’t “call the ADA.” You can’t take a pill and have everything be better. You can’t go to a doctor and have them believe that it’s anything but anxiety. These things you think disabled people have to get help don’t exist.
Gonna start an only fans for folks whose kink is watching me drink mozzarella water
I like naps because I don’t like to go more than a few hours without nightmares
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@pattonoswalt @oliviadoesbits I had the pleasure of seeing her here, in my hometown, open for Doug Stanhope a few years back. She absolutely killed it!
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Los Angeles!! April 28!! I will be recording my standup album at Ron’s Super Secret House Party Show in the San Fernando Valley. 8:00PM and 10:00PM! Grab your tickets now, link(s) below. It’s a very intimate venue.
@pattonoswalt @oliviadoesbits Sadly, I live half way between Buffalo and Niagara Falls. It's a bit too long of a drive, but if she's ever in the area I'm there.
If you are free GO SEE THIS. A new hour from @oliviadoesbits is a sight to behold!!!
Los Angeles!! April 28!! I will be recording my standup album at Ron’s Super Secret House Party Show in the San Fernando Valley. 8:00PM and 10:00PM! Grab your tickets now, link(s) below. It’s a very intimate venue.
@oliviadoesbits Man I wish I could be there Olivia! I WILL be excitedly awaiting its release! Good luck, you got this!
@oliviadoesbits I won’t make it but you’re awesome so I bought a ticket anyway. Looking forward to the album!
Comics, I think we should come up w a general set list that we can go to anytime we’re in the middle of a hell gig. We collectively come up with jokes that will kill no matter what.
we’re on tv tomorrow!!! tell yr grandma
SATURDAY: Tune in to see @HFTRR perform a 'Saturday Sessions' set of songs from their new album, 'The Past Is Still Alive,' on @cbssaturday!
First new poster for my upcoming spring and summer tour! The awesome Amanda Vissel (IG: @amandavissel) did this one. See you May 2nd in Tulsa & May 3rd in Dallas! And head over to Amanda’s IG for the store link to buy a copy! All $$$ goes to the artist!
They should teach yoga classes at ikea on Tuesdays.
The system won’t help you if you become disabled. You can’t “call the ADA.” You can’t take a pill and have everything be better. You can’t go to a doctor and have them believe that it’s anything but anxiety. These things you think disabled people have to get help don’t exist.
@Brandon_Waters @oliviadoesbits i can't answer that question because i didn't make the rule, but if i had to guess it's because olivia has been battling some crazy autoimmune issues lately and doesn't want to take any unnecessary risks
The kind of person who shits on pronouns then spends thousands on gender affirming care for his Jeep.
My album Everyone Should Be My Exact Same Age is out now and streaming on all platforms Hope you enjoy ❤️ open.spotify.com/album/2czZZOeX…
Everybody needs to find a Susan…😍
@RichardHatem’s Paranormal Podcast is wonderful. Sensitive, funny and very human/alien. (Can I have the number of your Therapist or maybe I just need to find a Susan 🙂) podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ric…