James Inman @_james_inman

Comedian, insane ramblings, also in the Unbookables movie. linktr.ee/jamesinman Joined October 2016

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James Inman @_james_inman

5 hours ago

Of course you're going to play Saudi Arabia. You haven't said shit here truly radical or mocking the rich. You think liberals are the establishment—rape jokes, LGBTQ and mocking the poor are your edgy schtick. Of course you can play Saudi Arabia.

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 days ago

When I go to hell I'd rather hang out with Nixon than Trump. At least with Nixon I can share a great glass of scotch with the motherfucker.

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 days ago

How the fuck did you find somebody worse than Nixon? I didn't think that was possible.

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 days ago

This is one of the best things I've written all year. Nobody gets it. I probably should keep my favorite jokes to myself.

James Inman @_james_inman

4 days ago

This is one of the best things I've written all year. Nobody gets it. I probably should keep my favorite jokes to myself.

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 days ago

The only good thing that will come out of this Charlie Kirk assassination is maybe some of these Fundamentalist Christians will finally crack open their Bible and read the Gospels.

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James Inman @_james_inman

5 days ago

I'm converting to Taoism because nobody knows what that is and their Fundamentalist Taoist zealots remain silent.

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 weeks ago

Political violence is not something new. We have been able to recover in the past and God willing we will make it through this moment in history too. The religious and political leaders who were taken away from us too soon include, John F. Kennedy Robert Kennedy Martin Luther…

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 weeks ago

Who would have guessed all that training those anti-government militias were doing in the woods back in the 1990s was a waste of time. They weren't training to fight tyranny; they were waiting around for the right tyrant.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 weeks ago

Alex Jones entire schtick in the mid-1990s was Posse Comitatus. For thirty years he endlessly jabbered on about National Guard Troops taking over the country. Now his fanbase are cheering it on as if they were black out drunk for thirty years and forgot what they just said.

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 weeks ago

The more I watch the news and keep up with current events the more I believe the dumbest people who stay drunk, don't vote, have no opinion, don't stand up, speak out, pick a side or fight for anything are the only ones making the world a better place.

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 weeks ago

My grandmother used to make the strongest drip coffee possible. Never used a spoon to measure, just dumped it in to top off the filter. Now that I'm her age I can still recall her deep wisdom, "What's the point of drinking this shit if it's not going to fuck you up."

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 months ago

Ever get into an argument with a comedian on social media then find out you started doing standup comedy before they were born? "Oh, so you think you know comedy, do you? I'll bet you do. You know your mom used to love comedy..."

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 months ago

This is some pure uncut comedy right here. 👇

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2 months ago

This is some pure uncut comedy right here. 👇

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 months ago

It's always twenty-year-old kids screaming Free Palestine. Wait till you get my age at sixty-two and see the world come to the brink of nuclear war again and again over these two groups of religious nutbags after 40 years.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

I'm going to be headlining the 1st Amendment Brew Haha at Legends in KC this Wed, Thurs and Sat and Sun (Friday no show on 4th of July). Come out to watch me lose my shit on stage. Guaranteed trainwreck I promise.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

The people who say you should never talk about politics or religion at a party don't want to talk about literature, history, film, art, philosophy, culture, psychology or current events either. They want to talk about sports.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

Israel reminds me of a tweaker peering through the shades out the window at a white van when we've told them 15 billion times it's just the dude next door who owns a white van.