James Inman @_james_inman
Comedian, cult member, insane ramblings, also in the Unbookables movie. linktr.ee/jamesinman Joined October 2016-
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Jerry Seinfeld says comics can't take chances today because of PC wokeness! You spent your entire career as a lapdog never taking a risk shlepping your lost sock bit on stage during the Iraq war. Suddenly you're some expert on edgy comedy? You're worse than Carrot Top STFU.
Basement flooded. Had to fix the sump pump. Pulled myself up by my own bootstraps with homemade rubber boots.
I love this woman because she's so dark. Got her skull earrings on while getting chemo. Brenda laughing at death's door. Fuck cancer.
Buying legal weed at a regulated dispensary is never going to be as fun as back in the day when your dealer said, "Twenty-three and eight is forty right?" and you said right because you know that's not right but you're keeping your mouth shut since he's high as fuck.
My dog got loose once. I flipped out looking for him driving around the neighborhood. I saw two teenage girls walking down the street. Suddenly it occurred to me; bald guy, white van, teenage girls. Probably not the right crowd to ask if they've seen my lost puppy.
Now that the House voted to approve $95 billion dollars in funding for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, in defiance I'm not paying my taxes. I haven't paid taxes in 30 years but this time it's out of protest.
I don't support Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Russia or Ukraine. They can go fuck off somewhere for all I care. So can America, Trump AND Biden. The deeper you look into this circus freak side-show the more you find dumb piled up upon the absurd.
This morning I saw nothing but politics and war in my timeline and thought it was the algorithm. Later on in the day I started seeing comedy again and realized you losers don't wake up until the afternoon.
Here's me, Sean Rouse, Doug Stanhope and Ben Scott somewhere in Colorado Springs 2002 pre-Unbookables.
Look at this outdoor wood shower hut Little Mikee made for a bed & breakfast. No plans, just bought the wood and busted it out with his own bare hands. Could it be? Has he returned? That same humble carpenter from Galilee prophesied in the Bible? The Son of God? @DougStanhope
Thing that pisses me off the most about Mishka, he gets me kicked off Twitter, still owes me 300 followers and now he's not even ON Twitter that pussy-ass bitch.
The same people who don't trust the government also want to get tough on crime. Who do you think the cops work for Randy? Goddam you're so fucking dumb this civil war is going to be like a walk in the park.
Dudes working at Lowe's don't know shit anymore or where anything is. You got to ask the butch lesbians.
There is no place on earth I'd fight over for 75 years. Don't care who started it, who attacked who, right or wrong, whether God is on my side or not. The ground itself could be made of cocaine, if the trees gave out free blow jobs, I'd fight three weeks tops then say fuck it.
Pro-life women always look like they haven't been fucked in the past fifteen years.
Fun fact: Out of the 248 years of America's existence we've only had 17 years of peace. To understand this in perspective, if war were a drug the United States would be snorting 93% pure bath salts.
Is it just me or the people who use the phrase "words matter" are the most annoying people you've ever met? YES, words matter you humorless twat. Please use funnier words you're boring the fuck out of everybody.
If you're a grown adult still bitching about taxes somewhere in life you made the wrong choices. Take some responsibility, pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get rid of everything.
I don't know what it is with self-checkout lanes, every time I get home half of the stuff I thought I bought didn't ring up. I know these companies are trying to save money on labor costs and I'm trying to my part, but I wish they'd make them less complicated. Weird.
Great pic :)
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@_james_inman @David_Raffin But, you used to that, right?
@Jeff98177560 @_james_inman Perhaps. But I for sure would have put on proper rubber boots. ~Chaille
Preach brother 🙌
Jerry Seinfeld says comics can't take chances today because of PC wokeness! You spent your entire career as a lapdog never taking a risk shlepping your lost sock bit on stage during the Iraq war. Suddenly you're some expert on edgy comedy? You're worse than Carrot Top STFU.
@_james_inman Didn't he date a 17 y.o. in his 30's? That's pretty edgy. 🤣
@_james_inman He should listen to @jimjefferies and tell me comics don't take chances.
@_james_inman In his defense, he's referring to racist/sexist/fetishized-selfishness(LarryD.)
@_james_inman Scott Thompson, catching a stray here. 🥕 🤷♂️
@_james_inman To be fair, he really knows how to roast a brick wall backdrop in a 90s comedy club
@_james_inman Jerry Seinfeld doesn't even know who these people are. That's how non Woke he is. He doesn't know where he is. He doesn't know the time of day. Who are these people!? It's a cry for help but he doesn't understand.
2 Legends plus a fan hovering around in front.
I THINK JERRY SEINFELD AND LARRY DAVID ARE HILARIOUS AND ANOTHER THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS THEY SHOULDN’T DO INTERVIEWS
Noticing a typo just as I hit send us so disappointing.
@everett_xl @_james_inman Nice James! Great improvisational boots.
Great march this May Day with those committed to their trade unions and for Palestine in Dublin. Solidarity with all those united for Palestine. #MayDay #NoPasaran
We invite unions around the country to align your contract expirations so that, together, we can flex our collective muscles and strike together! #StandUpUAW #Solidarity
Some people want to dismiss every action as just a single cog in the machine without considering what actually happens when you remove a cog from a machine.
Is he wrong? I feel like some of you are vastly overestimating the power of student protests on their own. So long as protests remain on college campuses, the media will spin this yarn that “actually being a Zionist is epic and anti establishment and based. You don’t want to be…
Fun life hack; dressing like that is handy to get a seat on the bus, and also ot of jury duty. @_james_inman
Basement flooded. Had to fix the sump pump. Pulled myself up by my own bootstraps with homemade rubber boots.
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