bert kreischer @bertkreischer
I am the Machine #RazzleDazzle and #TheMACHINEmovie on Netflix NOW. @drinkporosos #MakeFriends. #TOPSOFFWORLDTOUR and #FULLYLOADEDFESTIVAL are on sale NOW bertkreischer.komi.io Los Angeles Joined December 2008-
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.@fullyloadedfest has ALL of the things that make America GREAT. Come party with us this summer, get your tickets at fullyloadedfestival.com
#Bertcast episode 621 with @ToddGlass is live now! youtube.com/watch?v=U6IS3R…
.@tompapa and @BrianReganComic are in the #SomethingsBurning kitchen! youtube.com/watch?v=if4dvB…
WOOOOO!!! North Carolina I’ll see YOU on Sunday on the #TOPSOFFWORLDTOUR. Get your tickets - ticketmaster.com/event/2D005F44…
Only TWO WEEKS until the #5kByMay. The bears are ready…are you?? 2bears5k.com
Thanks for having me and my shoulders @KTLA
How fast can you eat a rotisserie chicken
We’re hitting DINGERS this summer on @fullyloadedfest. Get your tickets at fullyloadedfestival.com
Want to volunteer at the #5KbyMay? Earn a free 5K, entry to the party, or a free @SpartanRace! Go to 2bears5k.com/volunteer to sign up!
BOYS (AND GIRLS) WE STILL HAVE SOME TICKETS FOR SALE FOR THE ALABAMA LIVE SHOW. You do not want to miss this if you’ll be in Tuscaloosa on April 23rd. @_willcompton and @TaylorLewan77 are going to be ELECTRIC at Gallettes. Get your tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/bussin-with-…
Say hello to Bert Kr(AI)scher. Catch a new #2Bears1Cave with @nealbrennan, available now! youtu.be/ufFN7GlGzPA
Shirt not required. Join us THIS TUESDAY at @TotalWine in Austin TX for an exclusive party with Tom and Bert. We’ll be signing and celebrating from 5-7 pm. Be there Bears. 5601 Brodie Ln #800, Sunset Valley, TX 78745 #MakeFriends #DrinkPorOsos
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How fast can @yunggravy run a 5K?? #5kByMay
See you next month LA ticketmaster.com/event/09005F86…
See you next month LA ticketmaster.com/event/09005F86…
MORE OF THESE!!! instagram.com/p/C58zHosu7ow/…
What’s your favorite body part? #Bertcast episode 620 with @HFoleyComedy @KevinRyanComedy and @ciphasounds youtube.com/watch?v=1-JLIv…
Will you be running with @WhitneyCummings and her baby?? #5kByMay
Getting ready for summer #FullyLoaded
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.@bertkreischer brings his Tops Off World Tour to F&M Bank Arena tonight! 🎟️ ow.ly/Uveu50RfqeK 📵No cell phone use during the show; taking photos, videos and/or audio recordings is not permitted.
We're still thinking about @bertkreischer's hilarious performance at @NationwideArena last Friday during his #TopsOffTour! Thank you to everyone who brought the laughter.
Epic show last night with @bertkreischer
I’m thinking about running the 5K with @bertkreischer …. I know I can beat @JellyRoll615 !!!! #BriskWalkers
what a weekend.💪
TENNESSEE this was the best night of our lives!!!
New @HawkvsWolf1 and @tonyhawk and @attell are fun to watch haha @louiskatz was also awesome 😊 youtube.com/channel/UC1sn_…
i'm never drinking again!!
The boys are ready for the @2bears5k!!! Come run with us 2bears5k.com
Boys got drunk and committed to a 5k
The boys are ready for the @2bears5k!!! Come run with us 2bears5k.com
I know who Im pacing with. @HFoleyComedy
The boys are ready for the @2bears5k!!! Come run with us 2bears5k.com
We got drunk and committed to a 5k
The boys are ready for the @2bears5k!!! Come run with us 2bears5k.com
@bertkreischer I’m pissing myself watching #themachine right now thank you for all the laughs man
📣 @bertkreischer brings 'Berty Bowl' to @sbBowl on 7/20! 🎟️ Tickets on sale: 4/5 at 10 AM 🎟️ Purchase your tickets at the Bowl Box Office or online: sbbowl.com 🎶For all Bowl news & info: sbbowl.com #SantaBarbaraBowl #SBBowl #SBBowlSeason2024
We are having @bertkreischer on @Stadium Clubhouse tomorrow! Comment below what questions we should ask him!⬇️
Let’s go!
Shake n bake baby. New #SomethingsBurning with @WhitneyCummings and @donnellrawlings is out now
@bertkreischer Happy St Pattys Day!!! Cheers to the Best Irish Car Bomb Ever 🍻
@MythicalChef @bertkreischer giving it go
Today, @bertkreischer eats his last meal. At this point, I’ve spent like five hours shooting the shit with Bert, and I’ve never met someone who loves life as much as he does.