Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura
I have 4 specials on Netflix. podcast here: https://t.co/4uUwz2QOkf You can Merch up here: https://t.co/KaSVm44S8A tomsegura.com/tour Los Angeles Joined December 2008-
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Bro really got scared by pastries. 🥐 Happy birthday, @tomsegura
OJ Simpson was a lot of things: incredible athlete, good actor, loving father and, even though he had his legal troubles and flaws, people forget he was a big time goofball. Guy loved to laugh. That's the Juice I'll remember. The one with a big smile on his face.
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Tickets on sale today at 10AM local time for new shows added. No code needed. Tickets at tomsegura.com/tour
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JUST ANNOUNCED: podcaster and hilarious comedian @tomsegura: Come Together is coming to Scotiabank Arena on September 28th! On sale Friday at 10AM.
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The 2nd leg of my tour Come Together is hitting more cities across North America. Get presale tickets Wednesday, March 27 at 10AM local time with code: TOMMY before general onsale Friday 10AM local. Tickets and all dates tomsegura.com/tour 🤘 Video by @taylorstephens
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Such a great show!! @tomsegura #ComeTogether
@tomsegura AMAZING show tonight in Raleigh! So glad there's still comics willing to be unapologetically funny! So rare these days. Keep doing you!
SUCH a great show. @tomsegura was incredible and I had as absolute blast.
@tomsegura A bit of a knucklehead, but an all around good guy.
@tomsegura just came in can't wait to start
Just got home from @tomsegura at the @ModaCenter #ComeTogether
Congrats, @bertkreischer and @tomsegura — Por Osos is smooth and delicious. I've never had a vodka & soda that I enjoyed more 🥰
@tomsegura @YMHstudios you are welcome…. Just trying to do the Lords work
Just got a @tomsegura hoodie at his show 😍😍 @bertkreischer step ur merch game up I could walk through Alaska in this hoodie
We all know Garth knows how to use a shovel. Right @tomsegura
A great day in Nashville! The New Nissan Stadium is officially under construction 🏟️
@tomsegura My wife had to fly to Paris for work. What did Inwant her to bring me? Croissants. 🥐 The French butter and flower just hit harder.
@tomsegura Just finished “I’d like to play alone please.” Definitely enjoyed it. Thank you.
(Mike Tyson voice) Hey Tom. We’re coming to your show. @tomsegura
@tomsegura hey mate good luck with your 5k in May, Singapore has a massive running community they are up early and run around the bay. Good luck with your tour and hope to see you in Oz soon. You have nearly convinced me to start running
@tomsegura Best comment I saw on their page was “I was hating on this chick before it was cool”