Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez
comedian • mma coach/bjj black belt • @alittletimepod • @nihilift • know violence • Ⓥ knowviolence.com Brooklyn Joined December 2009-
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Seeing friends join me in the hating Amy Schumer camp
The ever-est and green-est of evergreen tweets.
The ever-est and green-est of evergreen tweets.
❤️❤️❤️ watch know violence, live forever ❤️❤️❤️
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This knee ditch catch style of check is very interesting, I toyed with it for a while years ago but never got great at it, but Alex is so good. Reminds me of the Silva x Irving knockout. @JackSlackMMA did you talk about this check a while ago? I can’t remember
This knee ditch catch style of check is very interesting, I toyed with it for a while years ago but never got great at it, but Alex is so good. Reminds me of the Silva x Irving knockout. @JackSlackMMA did you talk about this check a while ago? I can’t remember https://t.co/haS1KjVsw2
I’m having a surprisingly hard time convincing my hockey team that this would be a very good logo for us. Ridiculous.
I am only interested in ego death lifting.
We’re ridiculous
Me every time I see Mike Perry fight bare knuckle #bkfc
Here’s what I define as a sucker punch
I can’t stop thinking about how funny it would be to slowly beat Jerry Seinfeld. Like, mostly open hand strikes and a couple leg kicks. I bet he’d give you 40 Porches if you’d promise to stop.
This tweet is my Roman Empire. Every time i look at social media, YouTube, or watch an event, or even talk about this damn sport at the gym, I end up quoting this.
This tweet is my Roman Empire. Every time i look at social media, YouTube, or watch an event, or even talk about this damn sport at the gym, I end up quoting this.
Funny story: A guy at the HOF wanted to send Benvenuti some memorabilia and asked for his address. Nino replied “just put Italy”. Guy looked at him confused and Benvenuti said “Trust me, whatever you send will get to me.” What a legend 😂
Funny story: A guy at the HOF wanted to send Benvenuti some memorabilia and asked for his address. Nino replied “just put Italy”. Guy looked at him confused and Benvenuti said “Trust me, whatever you send will get to me.” What a legend 😂
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Well this just shifted my Kinsey score a bit.
The ever-est and green-est of evergreen tweets.
I love MMA and despise 90% of people that are in anyway involved in it. This is my cross to bear much like Kimo Leopoldo, who I also hate.
I wasn’t going to the gym tonight but now I want to
Proof that If you love what you do for work, it ain’t work. 5 more days until fight night!!!!!! #Boxing #CaneloMunguia #BoxingnBBQ
Get on the treadmill and watch this. Watch this on your commute as you avoid eye contact. Just watch it. New Know Violence from @thisdiegolopez feat. @JoeListComedy. youtu.be/2bWzgMEy5ZA?si…
Truth hurts
🔊"Everybody behind the scenes, that had to put a mic on Ronda Rousey, couldn't stand her." @jimmysmithmma finally heard enough of Ronda Rousey's media comments & didn't hold back an ounce in his response to them Source: Unlocking the Cage with Jimmy Smith
The key to glowing skin is Barcelona tapas when will skincare tiktok accept this undeniable truth!!
answering the bat-signal
NYPD wearing the terror squad AF1s, @fatjoe care to comment?
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Loaded Mobility Developing multiple attributes simultaneously Loaded Warrior Walk w/ Crane Press trains mobility,coordination&balance together. It’s fun & requires good focus Give it a try and let me know if you like it . #bjj #mobility #kettlebells #ikff #flowpressurefinish
Colby Covington noncommittal on ‘nobody’ Ian Machado Garry fight Full story: mmafighting.com/2024/4/29/2414…
Take me back to Vancouver please. Thanks.
someone in my office is building a booger wall in the bathroom. solidarity forever etc
Give this at home kettlebell workout for beginners a try and let us know what you think 💪🏽 @Asgooch 👑