Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
Male Model. BARELY ALIVE TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW linktr.ee/jimgaffigan Joined June 2007-
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Jim Gaffigan talks 'Unfrosted,' new passion for whiskey-making! today.com/video/jim-gaff…
Am I the only one that notices this at the gym? more here: youtu.be/cGEXzI9wENU?si…
Presale for these new shows are now available, code: ALIVE at JimGaffigan.com
Catch me and this all-star lineup at the Hollywood Bowl on May 1 and 2 for #NetflixIsAJokeFest! Get your tickets at netflixisajokefest.com
Making the bed doesn't make sense more here: youtu.be/92fAhkUbZpc?si…
I've seen horses with better shoes than me more here: youtu.be/fRvgOLVonXs?si…
You ever see someone else's plate of food? More here: youtu.be/OzTHt7acEAw?si…
It's here! I got my first bottle of Fathertime Bourbon. I unbox and sample the first bottle and talk about all the cool easter eggs on the bottle. Watch here youtu.be/z7Y7_HliQb4 Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable and only available at Fathertime-Bourbon.com
Aaaand cut More Here: youtu.be/6A1ccL0bUbo?si…
I love Mexican food More Here: youtu.be/Mqh9FsWGQBs?si…
Fathertime-bourbon.com. I am a certified bourbon life coach. Enjoy this story time. Fathertime Bourbon is precious batch Kentucky bourbon meaning there is a very limited supply and it was hand picked by me. We are not available in stores. Each bottle is hand signed by me.
Fathertime-bourbon.com. I know better than doing anything without the approval of Jeannie. I present a final few samples to her. The Firstborn Edition is limited & only available online via our website. Each bottle is signed by me. Find out the results: youtu.be/_PK7TzzfHco
Fathertime-bourbon.com I have 5 very good reasons to release this ltd release Fathertime Bourbon. Supplies of the Firstborn Edition are only available online via our website. Each label was signed by me while at least one of my kids was screaming or arguing in the background.
Fathertime-bourbon.com. Jim wants you to know that reverse mortgages aren’t some trick to steal your house! Jim also wants you know supplies of the Firstborn Edition Fathertime Bourbon are very limited & only available via our website. Each bottle is signed by Jim Gaffigan
Earthquake in NYC, eclipse- be on the lookout for quicksand!
Fathertime-bourbon.com Jim sampled 100s of barrels to pick Fathertime. Now he narrows it down to the final few that will become our precious batch Kentucky bourbon. The Firstborn Edition is very limited & only available via our website. Each bottle is signed by Jim Gaffigan.
Mike and Pat take a taste test with the Jim Gaffigan Parenting quote glasses. Buy the glasses: shop.fathertime-bourbon.com
A little before kids/after kids comparison. Feel free to let me know your preference. Make sure you preorder a bottle of Fathertime Bourbon for dad or mom. For Mom/Dad that don't drink alcohol, you can give them parenting quote glasses available. Fathertime-Bourbon.com
Fathertime Q&A - @FTBourbon Fathertime-Bourbon.com
At Fathertime we parent bourbon. We also believe Fathertime Bourbon and our Jim Gaffigan parenting quote glasses are the perfect gift for Mother's Day or Father's Day. @FTBourbon Fathertime-Bourbon.com
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"now that's one Sinema I don't mind seeing close down" [Johnny walks back and forth across the stage; Doc Severinsen leads the band in "Hooray for Hollywood"]
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So @JimGaffigan was so good tonight! The best!!!
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@JimGaffigan And quicksand. And the black hole.
Grateful for so many things my Mom gave me during our time together . Lots of Love, food , stories, hugs, and lots of laughs. ❤️ (In my feels, cuz I made the ham just like she liked it & taught me how to make. She would be proud 🏆😊)
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@JimGaffigan Jim. I just finished listening to Dark Pale on Spotify and loved it.
My husband and I just finished the new @JimGaffigan special — hilarious ofc, but JIM YES THEY PUT FISH IN THE POOL HERE TOO!! Rust Belt proud in Butler, Pa. 🤣 Did anyone else’s town do this after Labor Day before they drain the pool??
Thank you for over one million preorders in my mind. Preorder your copy here: sites.prh.com/foolish?ref=PR…
OMG, @JimGaffigan, you are simply incredible in @StreamOnMax’s #FullCircle! Like I’ve never seen you before. As a comic/actor myself, you’re an inspiration. Bravo. 👏👏👏
Just watched Full Circle and was really impressed with @JimGaffigan's awesome acting skills and wanted to see who else thought the same. However, Google thought I was looking for a different type of review.
Hey @JimGaffigan and @jeanniegaffigan loved Dark Pale! Especially the bit about your neighbors with the 13 kids and the mom Boo Radley—that’s my grandmother, Dot Purcell! (Mom to Andy, Nud, Mike, Greg and many more) You made my mom’s day! Crazy big families in Munster! 😂big fan!
@JimGaffigan i will. I have seen you many times on comedy tours. But watching Linoleum tonight gave me a new perspective. What a beautiful film. I know you won't see this and I seldom tweet. But thank you so much.