Todd Barry @toddbarry
YouTube: DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR Netflix: SPICY HONEY Prime: THE CROWD WORK TOUR Book: THANK YOU FOR COMING TO HATTIESBURG https://t.co/AgBudWd5Ff & @ToddBarryPdcast toddbarry.com New York City Joined November 2008-
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Every so often I remind people about the best tweet ever written.
Every so often I remind people about the best tweet ever written.
I want to tell you about finding a woman's phone at Logan Airport, but I'm afraid of all the "not all heros wear capes" responses.
My special on YouTube? You're correct! bit.ly/ToddBarryDomes…
My special on YouTube? You're correct! bit.ly/ToddBarryDomes…
A bunch of people have told me lately I'm the "Jalen Brunson of comedy." Not sure who that is. Hopefully it's a compliment!
Canada! Specifically Alberta! Tour dates! 5.4 Edmonton AB 5.5 Calgary AB Tickets: toddbarry.com/shows
On the latest episode of #FakeTheNation, we talk about the "Brozempic Era," innovations in Scrabble, Elon Musk's shenanigans, & the Trump trial. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts or at open.spotify.com/episode/6OeUtv…
PORTSMOUTH, NH Two shows TONIGHT with @KennethWReid. Almost sold out @MusicHall Tickets themusichall.org/events/toddbar…
WESTERLY, RI TONIGHT! TICKETS unitedtheatre.org/shows/todd-bar…
PORTSMOUTH, NY Two shows tomorrow with @KennethWReid. Almost sold out @MusicHall Tickets themusichall.org/events/toddbar…
We have the perfect cure for your #Sunday scaries... come see @toddbarry at #TheMusicHallLounge! The stand-up #comedian, who is best known for his deadpan #comedy, is performing at 5:30pm and 8pm. Boston comedian @KennethWReid will open both shows. bit.ly/3J4nsrP
I guess I need to cancel my upcoming shower at Madison Square Garden.
PORTLAND, MAINE TONIGHT! with @KennethWReid Tickets: onelongfellowsquare.com/event/todd-bar…
That Texas lawyer who gives advice from his car is running out of topics. His latest Instagram post is "How to respond when someone asks 'How's it going?'"
I have 'wait for standing ovation' in NY teleprompter!
Just got a courtesy follow- back from @IanKarmel. Much appreciated, Ian!
HALF JOKING TOUR New England shows start tomorrow! 4.25 S. Deerfield MA 4.26 Portland ME 4.27 Westerly RI 4.28 Portsmouth NH Tickets: toddbarry.com/shows
Same dude who took away my blue check!
Ran into several members of The State in the lobby of Austin hotel. Here is a report on the reception I received: @KerriKenney - warm and welcoming @michaelianhackd - icy cold @JoeLoTruglio - iced me out (big time) @KenMarino - The Iceman Cometh @davidwain - Brrrrrrr! (cold)
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a melange of deft patter and meditative liminality. i heartily approve
My special on YouTube? You're correct! bit.ly/ToddBarryDomes…
THROWN INTO THE SEA
@pattonoswalt Ok Patton, what if a your puppy made you a cup of tea but put the MILK IN FIRST?!?
Finished off five shows in four states in four days with @toddbarry last night with the most delicious mocktail I've ever had. Don't miss Todd tomorrow night on The Tonight Show
@toddbarry watching the damn hell out of this
I need this (serious)
RALEIGH, PHILLY, BOSTON🐯🐯🐯 THIS COMING WEEK!!! corinnefisher.com/calendar/
3 years alcohol free today. 🙏🏻🙌🏻👍🏻 If you’re on the fence… it’s worth it. You’re worth it. 🫶🏻
I never took showers to be healthy i took them to not be dirty. So imma continue washing my ass
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UPCOMING DATES: Netflix is a joke festival shows— -May 6 co-headlining with Amy miller at Hollywood improv -Fun Voices with Ron Funches May 11 at the comedy store KANSAS CITY - July 5-7 WASHINGTON DC - July 26-28 Tickets for all at blairsocci.com Thank u
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@toddbarry I only give out one a month and after sitting down with my reps, this felt like the right move.
Overwhelmed by this beautiful welcome from the people of Sydney! Show is tomorrow (Fri) at @Enmore_Theatre as part of @Syd_Comedy_Fest and it will be TOP CLASS. Last tickets here: enmoretheatre.com.au/event/david-od…
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