rob corddry @robcorddry
I’d make a fine little helper! Location, location, location! Joined December 2008-
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Ok seems like you guys are finally on board with the Ninja stuff. So this a great time to mention that I’m opening a Ninja Dojo. It’s called “Rob Corddry’s Fucking Ninja Academy”. Come prepared to run.
Ok I’ve read your comments and yeah, Ninjas hide well. But you tell me smart guy…How do they get from hiding place to hiding place? They run, pal. No one else is talking about this
Been a minute but I thought this was worth it. Sorry if this is controversial but here it is… Being a ninja? It’s a lot of running. It’s pretty much only running. That’s it. Sorry if I triggered you or whatever
My highly anticipated episode of Howard Stern Show trivia podcast, The Noine is out today. I got all the same questions wrong except title of theme song. That’s just embarrassing podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
My 17yo walks in wearing their Karate Gi… 17yo: I just figured it out. The Infinity Stones are the Elements of Harmony! Same thing! 15yo: Then Twilight Sparkle is Thanos. 17yo: I was thinking Princess Celestia. Me: Either way, you are both ready for the next level of…
My sister Laura was supposed to give a TedX Talk last week. She didn’t make it. But it’s important that you have the chance to read it. To see life, as she said, “through the lens that was thrust upon her.” So here it is. I miss you Laura. tedxamoskeagmillyard.com/blog/laura-cor…
Introducing the winner of Jack Link's Ultimate Meat Roast fantasy football punishment... Passive Income! Only week 7 and I’m dying to roast this 12-man league from the South but I have to wait until someone LOSES. @JackLinks Stay tuned…#ad
An apology to @AndrewSiciliano : I took you for granted and I’m so so sorry An apology to NFL’s Red Zone Channel: I’m sorry I hate you so much. You’re just a channel, trying to get by like the rest of us. But let’s tighten it up huh?
I was one of those people who couldn’t access Direct TV’s NFL Red Zone channel but it’s finally working… if this is what you call working. I have notes.
@robcorddry I asked @robcorddry a very simple question: does every comedian have the skills to rise to the skills to rise to the challenge of leadership, or is Zelensky just special? open.substack.com/pub/ez/p/15-mi…
As the reigning champ of one of my four leagues (see wicked huge trophy), I’m excited to partner with @jacklinksjerky for the Ultimate Meat Roast where I’ll hurt this LOSER’s feelings at a live comedy roast. Enter your league today through Sept. 7 for a chance to win the meaty…
My wife makes up songs when she does stuff. Like “I Will Always Love Fruit” and her latest hit “Cutting this Cucumber”
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REST IN PEACE IRON SHIEK. I LOVE YOU. HATE ALL THE JABRONIS
New podcast I did a bit on that’s super funny: BREWSTER HIGH: THE ULTIMATE MYSTERY Untrue Crime! Ultimate Frisbee! Other Shit! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bre…
My friends the Sklar Brothers have done it!Rebooted their classic show Cheap Seats for the @ufc It’s called #TheNosebleeds It’s hilarious. 1st ep is on YouTube youtu.be/xtkoGcys2z8 Pls support by watching and liking. If we support stuff like, more gets made!
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31K Followers 572 Following Co-host of Top Gear America with two actual famous and talented people. Drive cars and then write or talk about them. Views my own and all that stuff.@robcorddry @AndrewSiciliano I feel the same about Andrew!!! I miss him. I hope that new NFL Red Zone channel will work on smoother transitions and provide more split screens.
@robcorddry Does it's best work when paired with "pulling your," but has a lot of untapped potential in other contexts
@RodLurie @MichaelChiklis @robcorddry I doubt they remember me, but I worked on Little In Common (which didn’t get picked up unfortunately) with Rob and @KevinHart4real. He was a fun guy to work with. And funny.
An honor (made even better thanks to @BattingStanceG) @NotMrTibbs
Eight years sober today. Feels really good. Thanks to all the people who’ve helped and inspired me along the way. I’m pretty sure some of you know who you are. ;)
Joe Krutel from Ballers is one of the greatest characters ever created. Everything he does in the show amuses me and the delivery of every line is world class from @robcorddry #Ballers
It’s game time 🏈 We’re excited to announce the full cast of our upcoming film “The Senior”. Mike Flynn’s story reminds us all that any dream is possible through focus, dedication, and determination. We’re thrilled to have a cast that exemplifies all of these traits 🙌
@robcorddry Wur tawking is makings me hungwy. Wets makes it a cake and is dwinks the fwostings!? WU IS PAYINGS!
Hey there @TheMandyMoore @robcorddry @MarkRuffalo @SarahKSilverman and @brielarson Do you REALLY love the people of Georgia? Or did you think that Georgians would be too stupid to realize that you were using them? Just curious! More details here: youtube.com/watch?v=fzI338…
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@robcorddry doing car commercials but not as the Car Czar is a huge miss. He knows what cars are…
@robcorddry I hope people give your new Top Gear America a try. I almost didn’t after several Top Gear failures but you guys have done an awesome job of building real presenter chemistry. I so hope it gets renewed! However I can’t even find the right Twitter account for it.
Now watching… Butter (2011) Starring: Jennifer Garner, Ty Burrell, Garrett Schneck, Kristen Schaal, Phyllis Smith, Yara Shahidi, Alicia Silverstone, Rob Corddry, Ashley Greene, Olivia Wilde, Hugh Jackman, et al. #Butter
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