Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it. New York Joined April 2010-
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In an interview with @AOC, Mehdi Hasan asks her “what do you say to a young progressive, or Arab-American, who says to you: “I just can’t vote for Biden again, after what he’s enabled in Gaza.” AOC: “I have a vested interest in protecting democracy not just here domestically,…
By the way, here's the opening segment from Conan's first episode hosting late night. He was 29 years old.
I respect you @POTUS and think highly of you…but the “better tomorrow” you are talking about starts by demanding @netanyahu to stop killing children, targeting humanitarian volunteers and press! To open more routes by road into Gaza to feed everyone. To call for a cease fire,…
I respect you @POTUS and think highly of you…but the “better tomorrow” you are talking about starts by demanding @netanyahu to stop killing children, targeting humanitarian volunteers and press! To open more routes by road into Gaza to feed everyone. To call for a cease fire,…
We did it! Teams of @WCKitchen and @openarms_fund working hard to offload all 200 tons…12 trucks! This was a test! To learn…we could bring thousands of tons a week..with what we learn we will get better…working with the local communities of Palestinians “Operation Safeena” is…
.@jonstewart calls bulls**t on Trump and the GOP's performative patriotism
Ramy has been really principled and outspoken about this issue and I respect that a ton!
Ramy has been really principled and outspoken about this issue and I respect that a ton!
The true failure is the failure to try! I hope @WCKitchen succeeds in delivering a new way to increase the arrival of food into Gaza…..and is complicated….with so many unknowns and challenges…but we never follow a plan, we adapt! And the plan writes itself as we go…And we…
Heck of a way to open the show @jimmykimmel. Thank you for recognizing our behind the scenes professionals, and that nothing moves without the crew. #Oscars
.@WCKitchen has a simple motto: Feed the hungry yesterday. Don’t plan, adapt! People of North Gaza are desperate. Now a weeks old plan with @openarms_found in finally in the final stages. To land in the beaches of Gaza with 200 pallets. And to do it everyday, increasing the…
Biden: Did you know Republicans voted against their own immigration bill to help Trump? Biden: Did you know Republicans plan to gut Medicare to give another $2T tax cut to the very rich? It's almost like it's the fucking media's job to inform the public about this stuff.
At tonight's #StateOfTheUnion, Joe Biden should list all the accomplishments of his administration so far, what he intends to do in a second term, play this clip, then leave.
At tonight's #StateOfTheUnion, Joe Biden should list all the accomplishments of his administration so far, what he intends to do in a second term, play this clip, then leave.
Donald Trump is going to be the GOP presidential nominee once again. Here’s a refresher on the former president. youtu.be/GT2WmC0YS9Q?si… #ACloserLook
What are we calling this decade we are in? The 20’s? The 2020’s? We have the “aughts” but nothing for the teens. Can someone please brand the 2000’s decades so we can discuss accurately?
So proud to join hundreds of writers & actors yesterday as we rallied to support our brethren in @IATSE @Teamsters @LIUNA and every crew union as they fight for what their members deserve. You stood with us, so we will stand with you until you WIN! NOTHING MOVES WITHOUT THE CREW
umm...note to CNN...a "chaotic incident" is college kids storming a basketball court, not a massacre at a food line...
A “chaotic incident” is when a stray dog gets into a kindergarten classroom. It’s NOT when a heavily armed occupying military force fires into a crowd of people in a food line desperately trying not to starve. There are other word for that. “Massacre” springs to mind.
A “chaotic incident” is when a stray dog gets into a kindergarten classroom. It’s NOT when a heavily armed occupying military force fires into a crowd of people in a food line desperately trying not to starve. There are other word for that. “Massacre” springs to mind.
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🎯🎯🎯 ”In my experience of doing comedy for nearly 35 years, an audience’s focus is a delicate thing. If a noise or movement distracts people mid joke, the payoff can be greatly diminished.”
Comedian Arj Barker Defends Decision To Kick Breastfeeding Mom Out Of His Show huffpost.com/entry/arj-bark…
I WANT TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO ROBOCOP, WHERE HIS TECHNOLOGY IS OBSOLETE, SO HE'S GATHERING DUST IN THE BASEMENT WITH FAX MACHINES AND PRINTERS. THEN SOMEONE HACKS THE NEW AWESOME ROBOCOPS, AND THEY NEED TO TURN HIM BACK ON.
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COMEDIAN 10 YEARS AGO: Free speech on college campuses is the most important thing COMEDIAN WHEN STUDENTS ARE BEING ARRESTED FOR PEACEFUL PROTESTING: Check out my Netflix movie about Pop Tarts
Don't close the window, Jon!
Today is the 4 year anniversary of the most DISASTROUS press bleaching, I mean briefing of all time, masterfully weaved into hilarious comedy gold by the amazing @sarahcpr. Yes, we're WAY better off now with President Biden. #BetterWithBiden
Now why did it take me so long to listen to Fiona Apple!? This is amazing!!!
Upcoming tour dates.🎉 FrankieQuinones.com
The way the audience screamed! She got ‘em so good. Also me.
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
In an interview with @AOC, Mehdi Hasan asks her “what do you say to a young progressive, or Arab-American, who says to you: “I just can’t vote for Biden again, after what he’s enabled in Gaza.” AOC: “I have a vested interest in protecting democracy not just here domestically,…
Yes. That is correct. It makes me very happy to see this. Thank you for sharing.
@lorenbouchard I was told I should send you this
Posting this lovely story from @jimmycarr in celebration of his new special on @NetflixIsAJoke. Jimmy kills harder than almost any comic I've ever seen *and* he's one of the kindest comics I've met offstage. Enjoy.
A very touching story from the expert in dark comedy @jimmycarr. This episode of Working It Out has many laughs and many surprises. Full episode on YouTube. Enjoy.
I have not seen this clip since it first aired. I’ve been looking for it thinking NBC wanted this shit scrapped after the whole 2010 with Conan O’Brien but here we are. This is my favorite segment given the context of what was going down.
By the way, here's the opening segment from Conan's first episode hosting late night. He was 29 years old.
So I guess it’s official that I’m working on the One Punch Man movie. Let’s fuckin’ goooooooooo hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
A @croninwhocares classic!
Since we're sharing favorite Conan clips...