Alex Horne @AlexHorne
Will tell you about things I do here: Taskmaster Universe, Horne Section nonsense, occasional other stuff. alexhorne.com/about Joined February 2009-
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One more game left for the champions, Chesham Utd. This is a fantastic memory of an amazing season by a terrific illustrator. Get your copy now.
One more game left for the champions, Chesham Utd. This is a fantastic memory of an amazing season by a terrific illustrator. Get your copy now.
Yes. We have been having fun.
Yes. We have been having fun.
🚌 On the road again this weekend ⤵️ 📆 Sunday, April 28 🆚 @cheshamutdlfc ⏱️ 2pm KO 📍 The Meadow Read the match preview now 👇
SOON you'll be able to create your own tasks with the VR game. It's remarkable. Wishlist now! (just getting to grips with that verb) taskmaster.tv/vr-game
Tufty hair. Nevertheless, Taskmaster's on tonight, 9pm, Channel 4.
Tufty hair. Nevertheless, Taskmaster's on tonight, 9pm, Channel 4.
Thank you for the recognition.
Great idea great man
Great idea great man
Sorry, is that quite a few switches for quite a narrow area of wall?
Lots of fun on the @hornesection tour so far. Lots more gigs to come. Hopefully see you at one.
Thank you Dickinsons!!!
It’s game day. We welcome @QPRWFC to The Meadow at 2pm. Might need to clean up the glitter from yesterday’s @cheshamutdfc trophy celebrations first!! @FAWNL
Not long until a BIG afternoon for @cheshamutdfc against @BracknellTownFC. 🏆 If you’re at the game why not make a weekend of it and come back tomorrow for our @FAWNL game against @QPRWFC 💥
🎟️ MATCHDAY - It's 🏆 day at the Meadow as we host @BracknellTownFC We're already past our biggest league tickets presale of 2023/24, so to avoid any delays we are asking supporters to: 1) Purchase tickets in advance if possible, info👇 2) Arrive 15 mins earlier than usual
🎟️ MATCHDAY - It's 🏆 day at the Meadow as we host @BracknellTownFC We're already past our biggest league tickets presale of 2023/24, so to avoid any delays we are asking supporters to: 1) Purchase tickets in advance if possible, info👇 2) Arrive 15 mins earlier than usual
Fashion shopping.
It’s Taskmaster Day!
@AlexHorne Hi Alex! I have a ticket for the comedy football match, but I can no longer use it unfortunately. Happy to give it away to a good home, and I have been in email contact with the club, thought I’d put this out there if it’s something you can facilitate easier! Thanks!
P.s. More names to be announced at some point. Can't wait for this. Good bye.
P.s. More names to be announced at some point. Can't wait for this. Good bye.
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The fact they still call the cow on @taskmaster Linda, after my mum, warms my heart x
@AlexHorne Rare to see the front strap fastened. Functionality over fashion, have to applaud it.
Thank you @AlexHorne and @hornesection for a truly wonderful evening of entertainment this evening at the @ExeterNorthcott you were all amazing and magnificent! A special thank you too for embarrassing my husband Richard, brilliant!
I'm always proud of Dylan but tonight I'm an extra proud Mum. What a first gig for him! Thank you so much @AlexHorne and @hornesection for a brilliant night that won't be forgotten! Car journeys will be full of The Horne Section Podcast now and we can't wait to watch you again!
@AlexHorne By my estimates that wall is only at 40% switch saturation
Taskmaster trivia time! Which series of #Taskmaster is this item a reference to? 🤔
Saxophone & jazz piano teaching! Some spots still available in Mark’s new studio. Or via zoom.. please get in touch if you’re interested..
A great family day out and supporting local charities. Bucks Mind are grateful to be one of the chosen charity recipients for this event. For more information and to buy your ticket, please visit: cheshamunitedfc.ktckts.com/event/csu2324e… Thank you @cheshamutdfc for your continued support!
I love how the walls on both sides are JUST narrow enough to put in the switches. But also it makes me wanna swipe my hands up or down the walls to turn them all on or off in one go 😬
Sorry, is that quite a few switches for quite a narrow area of wall?
all the information is on the task
@AlexHorne @hornesection Buxton was a lot of fun. (The drive home to Bolsover in the dark and rain less so!)
@AlexHorne @hornesection See you in Cardiff.
@AlexHorne @hornesection It certainly is lots of fun and an awesome show all round!
Running #SchoolTasking regional finals & then driving for 4 hours isn't recommended for being able to stay awake past 9pm, but the kids, students & NE rollout team were all brilliant today 🏆 Looking forward to the next one - the West Regional Final in Bristol on Wednesday! 🤩
That's a wrap on the Northeast #SchoolTasking Regional Final! 🤩 The third team heading to the Champion of Champions at @uniofwarwick is team Taskmasters from St Michael's Primary in Newcastle 🏆 Well done & we can't wait to see you in June! 🥳
thanks for getting me through my favorite warm season @hornesection
Our Step 3 player of the season final shortlist Comment or tag your chosen nominee below to vote You can vote on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and our Website 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 nonleaguebible.weebly.com/step-3-awards.… All social links will be uploaded to the website shortly #NonLeague
@AlexHorne @customink Thank you so much to everyone who supported this campaign! Still 2hrs if you want a shirt. But I’ve officially met my funding goal and will be heading to Europe in 35 days! It’s going to be the trip of a lifetime, and I can’t express my gratitude to everyone who made it possible
10am queueing for a gig in Rome. Not a fan of that. But pimping @hornesection whilst I’m here 👀
We’ve played 7 minutes of injury time now! 2-2. 2 minutes later and the referee blows. A brilliant point. 💥 @FAWNL
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