Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren
writer, broadcaster and poker player London Joined April 2009-
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I love the Beano, but are they totally sure this joke will still land with children in 2024?
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I’m jealous of all these people on TV who have wellness brands. I think I’m going to launch a wellness brand. But I’m worried there’s too much footage on YouTube of me smoking at card tables.
In which @VictoriaCoren tragically deserts her vocation as a stand-up comedian, and heroically discovers another as a lap-dancer in Monte Carlo. Best poker podcast interview ever.
In which @VictoriaCoren tragically deserts her vocation as a stand-up comedian, and heroically discovers another as a lap-dancer in Monte Carlo. Best poker podcast interview ever.
Ok, I’m going to stick my neck out and say the M1 has the worst drivers of any road in the UK.
This might be my favourite tournament result ever. All of British poker is delighted to see it. So many congratulations to that card-playing legend and totally lovely man, @barnyboatman. Just wonderful. 🏆 🍾
I’ve just realised, we’re all going to step forward to play the wall round aren’t we? I can’t wait!
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Found your To Do list, @VictoriaCoren
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What first comes to mind when you see this? #Britain #Retro #Flashback #nostalgia
I feel everyone who complains about the NYT connections are just giant babies who have never seen @VictoriaCoren presenting the adult version on BBC. Like really the little pictures upset y'all? Take a look at a single wall on Only Connect and you'll absolutely crumble.
Am I the only one who got the yellow category in connections as “things in a sandwich” and not what it actually is?
'Only Connect' referenced during today's Norwich-Ipswich local derby (OTBC!). @OnlyConnectQuiz @VictoriaCoren I'm not sure that's what someone trying to answer an 'Only Connect' question would look like though.
as much as the potential alternate pairing of Morgana & Victoria for team tasks is one I'm most curious about, I'm *so* thankful for the alphabetical placement of @alandaviescomic & @VictoriaCoren for giving us one of the best prize task moments in #taskmaster history 👏😁
In which @VictoriaCoren tragically deserts her vocation as a stand-up comedian, and heroically discovers another as a lap-dancer in Monte Carlo. Best poker podcast interview ever.
You can now listen to #PITE300, recorded at @HippodromeLDN on Wednesday. Featuring… @VictoriaCoren, @nicoleonardvdh, @Chelsearory, @AdamMcKola, @lawrence_bury, @spraggy, @EasyWithAces, @barnyboatman & (not pictured) Hollywood star Jake Johnson! soundcloud.com/pokerintheears…
@VictoriaCoren *Warmer weather not available to followers in Scotland.
@VictoriaCoren I enjoyed tonight’s @onlyconnect Champ of Champs. For those of us who can only complete one wall and maybe 4 no vowels rounds , ‘twas good to see hair +specs styles of 2011. Loved @jenlion’s barnet + your classic Coren cut never ages. Brava, you wonderful women! 🙌🏽
@VictoriaCoren Thank you Vicky. 😊 If you don’t come out of retirement, maybe in another twenty years I’ll catch up with you. Twice? That’s just showing off! 😘
Spent ten minutes HendonMobbing my table before I twigged that it was the last table from yesterday. Then in the new draw I’m in the exact same seat so I ignored it. Sod it, I never learned anything useful off the internet yet. Just gonna wait for the nuts as usual.
@VictoriaCoren Well you aged considerably with the shift from Greek alphabet characters to Egyptian heiroglyphs. Adding approximately 2500 years to your age.
@VictoriaCoren You were indeed very serious in those days, like the time you described me as having 12 fingers.
These folks ain’t ready for Only Connect, @VictoriaCoren would eat them alive
“Colors minus their first letters” what crack is NYT connections smoking today
There are currently 7 books in the U.K. top 20 about cooking with air fryers. I'll tell you this for nothing, Joyce is going to get an air fryer in the next Thursday Murder Club book.
@VictoriaCoren @AuntyAngelala I was thinking this morning about little personal achievements throughout my life and how they change with age. An early one was the first time I flicked up my underpants and caught them as a 10 year old. Now at 64, I'm happy to get my socks on.
@VictoriaCoren Thanks too to those behind the scenes, including the question writers for coming up with such brilliant ideas, series in, series out (apart from whoever set those we couldn’t answer. You’re awful). (4/5)
Thanks to all the wonderful people who make Only Connect possible. To @VictoriaCoren and all the fabulous crew members, you made our time in Cardiff a joy. (3/5)
Final of long running BBC2 quiz #OnlyConnect - this was its 19th series - presented by @VictoriaCoren attracts its biggest audience of the run, 2.6million viewers at 8pm. 👏
I think ive only understood 2 of the answers so far #onlyconnect
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