Angry People in Local Newspapers @angrypiln
Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards. unbound.com/books/more-ang… Reading, England Joined August 2010-
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This year’s theme has been “Very very cursed stuff” shropshirestar.com/news/uk-news/2…
Vows never to return KLAXON bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-n…
Our first ever BUT MY AIRPLANE odt.co.nz/regions/queens…
Genuinely thought this was Ronnie Pickering examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-york…
Regret to report that those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council have been at it again. westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/24282849.…
The Diss Express only ever runs diss stories. dissexpress.co.uk/news/noise-fro…
Mr Lucky Bags. Sexy slang. stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-…
The whole of Germany is FUMMIN (which I’ve just learned is STINKSAUER in German) because of cheap and nasty rubbish sacks. kreiszeitung-wochenblatt.de/jesteburg/c-pa…
Fancy going to Bolton and asking for oat milk theboltonnews.co.uk/news/24281553.…
Nothing, repeat NOTHING, comes between me and my Dominos, Mr Angry Former Mayor. worcesternews.co.uk/news/24271156.…
Please do something about the parking on our street no not that stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-…
The long-lost art of the punny headline. meathchronicle.ie/2024/04/24/who…
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The King’s message to anybody who said he was on his deathbed: See You Next Tuesday #KingCharles
The King’s message to anybody who said he was on his deathbed: See You Next Tuesday #KingCharles
Here comes the Streisand Effect edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh…
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Right. That’s me done after The Arsenal win the North London derby. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. I know I will
@alistaircoleman This is from a story about complaints of poor quality recycling bags I’m guessing.
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
@angrypiln So pleased they circled it as I'd never have spotted it otherwise
@llosou @angrypiln @Ollie_Leonard JUSTICE FOR OLIVER he recently graduated and already he’s endured so much in the name of journalism
@angrypiln Too right, what does he think this is, some kind of discotheque?
@angrypiln @Ollie_Leonard Oliver gets all the best jobs. x.com/kent_online/st…
We've been to visit an historic woodland that's been turned into an illegal rubbish dump - and the stench was overwhelming Here's how our reporter got on 👇 buff.ly/3w7CJVS
@angrypiln The way the headline was clipped in the photo only serves to add further intrigue
Theresa May reveals she almost appointed Rishi Sunak to her cabinet in 2018 but when she rang up, his voicemail had him going ‘WHAZZUP!’ like the Budweiser ad. “I never called him back - I thought I can’t be signing that,” she told reporters
Always worth a follow is @angrypiln
23 times the Angry People in Local Newspapers account made the internet a much funnier place. thepoke.com/2024/04/24/ang…
As the author often says: this looks important
If this intelligence proves to be correct, this could be the greatest undercover operation since police comedy Stakeout (1987) liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…
@angrypiln I’ve posted it on Facebook and made a ‘I REFUSE to give up hope’ comment. Will that suffice?
@angrypiln ...and don't forget it again...now fuck off
@angrypiln I used to do retail security, and my uniform was never that awesome.
@angrypiln “When standing to attention, one must be erect. Carry on.” emergency-services.news/dildo-glued-to…
@angrypiln Reminds me of this, on the bonnet of my mate's car. I *simply cannot imagine* what sort of lowlife would do this, never mind find it funny & post pics all over the internet.
"It is not right that this should be anywhere near residential homes, it should be sited out in fields and open spaces." Yep, let's put the phone masts where nobody needs them. @angrypiln witneygazette.co.uk/news/24265504.…
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