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Physically I'm not doing great. My heart keeps being weird and I have a bad cough. Mentally I'm doing even worse. I feel like a coin about to be let go into one of those Barnardos spinny things. But I smell nice and people tell me I have good hair so it's not all bad I guess
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It’s called ‘acting’
New copypasta just dropped
We're meant to be 1-0 up at half time and then lose 2-1 but I guess that involves remembering which fucking goal we're meant to put the ball in
Going to stop telling people I support Spurs and just start saying I have a humiliation fetish instead
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When I tweeted a joke and then Papa Roach replied to say it was funny and then posted it as their own joke and made the front page of Kerrang with it
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I don’t understand this place anymore. I could tweet the funniest thing ever with nary a view, but whenever I post a picture of a Star Bar, the notifications go mental, sometimes even into double figures.
Now he's growing wings? Taking the fucking piss
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 905 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45
10K Followers 2K Following Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ism
SemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]
Mrs Brightside @mynameisgill
3K Followers 1K Following Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent).
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
peanut @AmyLeMesmer
2K Followers 553 Following the complexion of Alan Brazil and the heart of Dale Cooper - https://t.co/GOdH2WFRO3
©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 Ally
Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
6K Followers 876 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Hunstanton @hunstantonsmith
4K Followers 3K Following Not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious, the very much worse half of @kaffsmiffy ; “a dressmaking disco mate”…
The Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
7K Followers 533 Following akimbo bimbo. Home economics. Snack Queen. she/her. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Laurence Reade @Laurencereade
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Aylin Blackwell @AylinBlack68890
101 Followers 3K Following
Joe Cross @Jossiensr
66 Followers 114 Following Australian entrepreneur👨💼 , author, filmmaker 🎬 plant-based diet advocate 🥦🥬 promoting juicing🧃🍹
Critical Thoughts @adamgrimsley
560 Followers 4K Following
Andy Hickson @mancunianch
212 Followers 889 Following
paul sumner @paul_sumner
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AllensTees @kasterdoc
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Barbara King @barbconor
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Erik Kennedy @thetearooms
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Arhi Kuittinen @Finnsanity
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Matthew Isles @measles23
2 Followers 730 Following
Miloš Hanes @HanesMilos77864
480 Followers 6K Following hi i like crypto nft stocks artificial intelligence and all things digital and of course i love you ladies
Tits McGee @Scientits
35K Followers 947 Following Your tweets may be monitored for quality and training purposes. Bluesky: @scientits.bsky.social Tips always appreciated: https://t.co/9Ki5PxTH69
Louisa @LouisaBrunette
79 Followers 163 Following We’re all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars
storm :) @flowerballl
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Ste @nobleox2482
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Probebühne29b @probebuehne29b
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Gregor @g_naegeli
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Louis Barfe @AlanKelloggs
12K Followers 3K Following Sort of writer. Available for radio and pantomime. He/they.
James Blackwell Phela.. @luckyjim
810 Followers 5K Following
Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1
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TEYAZ INC ➡️ @teyasot20
3K Followers 6K Following WORLD AS IT IS...IN DARKNESS & IN LIGHT|INSPIRATIONAL POSTS|RAW POSTS|BEAUTY|ART|MUSIC|SPORT|SEXYCOOL |●|
Markhy @MlleMarkhy
597 Followers 777 Following techno music | cyclocross | ux design, anthropo & FC Metz, t'sais
Charlton Harcourt @tweedbastard
162 Followers 1K Following
James Cowans @JamesCowans
376 Followers 1K Following
TheBigCheese @Charlieallonby1
189 Followers 3K Following
aheylite @aheylite
95 Followers 292 Following Somewhat RBLX-Centric Account | Getting further and further away from this site every day | PFP : @Emmaboowho 🏴☠️
bareface. (EP recordi.. @barefacemusicuk
580 Followers 5K Following
Magickmikeyboy 💉�.. @Magickmikeyboy
360 Followers 2K Following Geordie down under, encourager of critical minds, raconteur extraordinaire. SWERFs & TERFs can fuck right off and keep fucking off and get in the sea.
New Jersey Thoroughbr.. @iamvitocorelone
202 Followers 4K Following
Christina Ellis @ChristinaE40309
67 Followers 3K Following
Paul Barnsley @Barnspaul31
961 Followers 934 Following Working class, trade unionist; indie music, shoegazer; Bilston Town FC, Athletic Club, WBA, Snooker.
Buckfast at Tiffany's @DismalChips
2K Followers 1K Following Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes (ho-hum he-him)
Alison smith @Alisonsmith9384
36 Followers 206 Following Finding humor in the ridiculous each and everyday...
𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 .. @Lancelewis78
2K Followers 2K Following Him/he 45, Scottish guy here for some fun and a laugh.😈 Oh and memes - can't forget the memes! 😉
Elon musk Reeve @__elon_reeve
579 Followers 7K Following Blades Of Glory 𝕏.corp/@teslamotors @spacex@boringcompany NeuralinkO
Anthony Sider @BudgetDude
104K Followers 104K Following For people who enjoy life but know they still need to budget & look after their health. Also at FaceBook: https://t.co/z4GYjF09nb
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 905 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45
10K Followers 2K Following Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ism
SemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]
Mrs Brightside @mynameisgill
3K Followers 1K Following Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent).
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
peanut @AmyLeMesmer
2K Followers 553 Following the complexion of Alan Brazil and the heart of Dale Cooper - https://t.co/GOdH2WFRO3
©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 Ally
Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
6K Followers 876 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Hunstanton @hunstantonsmith
4K Followers 3K Following Not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious, the very much worse half of @kaffsmiffy ; “a dressmaking disco mate”…
Erik Kennedy @thetearooms
7K Followers 3K Following Poet behind beloved classics like 'Another Beautiful Day Indoors' (2022, @thwupbooks). Leading voice of millennial vegan socialist cat-fancying indie pop kids.
John @QStacheIII
518 Followers 692 Following
Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1
85K Followers 3K Following Consultant Elderly Care Physician in the NHS. Still not an MP. He/Him.
James Cowans @JamesCowans
376 Followers 1K Following
Thomas Williams 🐧 @thomaswilliams
1K Followers 832 Following On the quiet side. A bit peculiar. A good companion, in a weird sort of way. (he/him)
Matthew @officiallythew
193 Followers 390 Following Denizen. Leaf kicker. Puddle jumper. Animal petter. Occasional good example. Frequent terrible warning. All views are my own, which is deeply concerning.
TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan
52K Followers 1K Following Fan account. showing clips from the Young Ones. I don’t own content. clips are subject to Twitter’s 2:20 limits!
Glyn Adams @AdamsGlyn
34 Followers 279 Following
Jeremy Lune💙 @jezzeroo1966
804 Followers 2K Following CEO @prospecthospice, Trustee @LMHospiceCare Cancer survivor & loving life all the more for it. Views and opinions most definitely my own
tanglefoot tony @tanglefoot_tony
968 Followers 650 Following . . . ............... i used to live in outer space, but now i live in inner space. . . . . . .....................PANAVISION......................
Chad Gilbert @XChadballX
124K Followers 197 Following New Found Glory “Forever + Ever X infinity” Preorder Now! https://t.co/7HHIyJhKyp
New Found Glory @newfoundglory
131K Followers 3K Following "It’s more than a t-shirt. It’s more than a tattoo. It’s more than a phase. This is how I was raised." Catalyst 20 Years Later Tour.
P.G. Wodelouse @PGWodelouse
2K Followers 1K Following Words in Fictionette, @FreeFlashFiction @NightwatchmanXI @ParagraphPlanet and Thrilling Cold War Stories. Author of Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
Tits McGee @Scientits
35K Followers 947 Following Your tweets may be monitored for quality and training purposes. Bluesky: @scientits.bsky.social Tips always appreciated: https://t.co/9Ki5PxTH69
Awkward Egg 😬🥚 @sleepwalkingdog
1K Followers 403 Following Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson in Heaven, comparing moonwalks.
Gary Bainbridge @Gary_Bainbridge
13K Followers 1K Following Writer. Editorial consultant. Occasional podcast guest. Chief boss, @BusStopEdit. Judge, British Pie Awards/your lifestyle.
MerylinmoonUK @MerylinmoonUK
73 Followers 159 Following X account showcasing Etsy account belonging to @liberator_hen
Paul Masterman @InterimBoy
2K Followers 1K Following PR. Writer. Charity trustee. Thoughts, facts, opinions - and occasional jokes for the BBC’s #DMsAreOpenBBC & #BreakingTheNews. Also on the blue & insta ones.
Yeah, with an EW. No .. @stewartpegrum
92 Followers 285 Following Greying techno drawer. Certified Dad. Mending stuff and ironing, mainly. Not sure what to call tweets anymore.
#BassMidsTopsAndTheRe.. @joemuggs
15K Followers 10K Following egg gurgler, big log, phlegmy badman, artificially dumb, big in the Azores, my beliefs are more luxury than yours
Chris Pollitt 🚘 @ThePollitt
35K Followers 864 Following Automotive word wrangler and video presenter. Buys and fixes cars that should go in the bin, really. Enquiries: [email protected]
Captain Kidd @kidd_kong78
9K Followers 979 Following loads of stuff, far too much stuff, stupid stuff, videos and gifs usually not my own stuff. STUFF. And Ghosts.
Jimzovich @Jimzovich1
820 Followers 2K Following Writer, poet, blues guitarist, anarcho-hippy dreamer, armchair psychogeographer. It is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of The Archers.
Steve 🇵🇸 @rocknroller_ste
1K Followers 2K Following Fuck The Tories. Don't buy The S*n. #YNWA #JFT97. He/Him
Lilacanthrope @lilacanthrope
1 Followers 3 Following
helen @JustHelens
3K Followers 558 Following Spend a lot of time fisting horses. Vet. Mother. Farmer’s daughter.
Anthony @antobbo
251 Followers 698 Following Software dev, often grammar nazi. Retweeter of #art, #randomstuff. What makes me happy: #singing, #programming, #crypto, #prosecco, #photography. #coffeeAddict.
Colin Noble @oncewassven
331 Followers 802 Following I'm not standing for that and not just because of my knackered knees
Ciaran O'Shea (No Off.. @ciaranoshea82
265 Followers 728 Following What was I doing? I’m sure it will come to me later…
Greg Davies @gdavies
695K Followers 805 Following Full Fat Legend tour tickets available via https://t.co/3AFSyykLay, if you fancy coming
Undercover Newcastle @undercoverncl
3K Followers 399 Following Exploring the sites and secrets of Newcastle upon Tyne and surrounding areas. All photos are my own.
T - Also at londondis.. @London_Discuss
1K Followers 4K Following 🇺🇦 Survivor of the Internet Wars. @ https://t.co/FmxvF0T72y on the other place. Gardener, technologist. horologist, burner and occasional antique dealer.
Capturing_Soho_London @Capturing_Soho
1K Followers 1K Following Everyday scenes from Soho & London's West End. The Beating Heart of the Capital. #photographs #videos #urbanart #people #LondonLiving #Culture #Life 🍒🍷🍰☕🍎🍸
Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge
780K Followers 297 Following The Official Tom DeLonge Twitter Page / blink-182 / Angels and Airwaves / To The Stars…
@nymphicusvirgo I get you. Andrew has worked so hard over the 20 odd years and is the only person I trust and there's still some things I can't unwrap with him. It can't change the past or stop stuff
@nymphicusvirgo I’m sorry to read this love. The bad stuff, not the nice smell and great hair bit. Those are a given.
@nymphicusvirgo Understand a little, I’ve finally found a therapist who is great. Finally tho
@nymphicusvirgo I'm incredibly hard to get to open up. Like properly open up. I can give snippets and tell you what I think you want but those deep down hard feelings, those raw ones. It's hard
@nymphicusvirgo WOW It’s taken a lot for you to write that I’m glad you did I hope it helps in some anyway possible Thank you for sharing
@nymphicusvirgo Anything I say in response will sound trite or condescending but your writing is painfully beautiful.
@notinaboyband What does that mean? How can you filter it clean off? (Just dm me who you’re shading)
a selection of small micro howlers that have lead to today being a mild piss kettle. we look to tomorrow and we go again rondelle fans
@nymphicusvirgo We need to find out who this is
Wife went to school with an actress who has had some minor credited roles. She puts on her Wikipedia that she was born in 1986 instead of, correctly, 1983. I regularly go on wiki & edit it before she changes it back after a few days. I've never met her.
@nymphicusvirgo Therapy is fucking tough, finding the right therapy and therapist is difficult.
@M4ttso @nymphicusvirgo But you are the worst person on the internet
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