The Disappointing Plum @BelowAvPlum
Searching for stoned-fruit nirvana Joined July 2022-
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A worrying development. They are now controlling all road signage in the UK. This used to say "Caution children crossing". End this feline fakery. @PastorAlexLove
They have now infiltrated our countryside. @PastorAlexLove
Smokey was wrong. There is something sadder than the tears of a clown. #busstop #replacementbusservice #tram
The pear is surrounded. He looks concerned.
Matt McGain @McgainMatt
414 Followers 3K Following No longer working for the man, now muso composing and producing at home. Trying to preserve some peace in a noisy world. Living on the veg. 🥜🫘🥦💪
James Gregory Wildlif.. @jamesgregoryph
3K Followers 1K Following Wildlife Photographer. Based in Lincolnshire, UK. Proud husband & father. #wildlifephotography #naturephotography
Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV
2.3M Followers 522 Following The more you fck around, the more you find out. Turn on Notifications 🔔 sub for $1 🫡 follow backup : @fafo_tv2
Becky Holmes hates sp.. @deathtospinach
118K Followers 1K Following I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉
mrsmakeup @mrsmaquillage
1K Followers 1K Following deep thoughts,smutty humour “Lethal but tasty” “Better looking than Razor Ruddick” Cold heart melted by @WhiskyApocalyps “Fitter than I look”
Matt from Consett @mattfromconsett
2K Followers 1K Following Humorous bio to follow... does a thing on a Friday night on @commgardenradio
Fran @whingewine
12K Followers 505 Following A lady in the streets, a grammar enthusiast in the tweets. Mum. Lab owner. Significant(ish) other. Blogger. No DMs, knob off.
Average Human Teessid.. @utb_smith
9K Followers 4K Following North Linthorpe elite, European, legacy Boro fan, fanzine contributor, father, fiancé, retweets NOT endorsements, ALL views (however misguided/profane) are MINE
Gus The Fox @GusTheFox
79K Followers 1K Following I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.
Fuck off @Get_effed
5K Followers 878 Following Fuck off anyone who puts 'all views are my own' here.
Worthing Birding and .. @worthingbirding
749 Followers 135 Following Bird and wildlife sightings around the Worthing area in West Sussex Uk Please tweet us any interesting sightings locally and visit our blog
anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
210K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuel
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 309 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Natalie Haynes @officialnhaynes
26K Followers 623 Following Bestselling author, broadcaster, classicist, Tortured Poets Archivist 💔✍🏻 Divine Might is OUT NOW! Tweets by N and team.
Lancing FC @LancingFC
8K Followers 4K Following Members of the @IsthmianLeague | #Lancers | Main Sponsor @SouthLinkSE
Bill Coulson @billcoulson3
3K Followers 1K Following Linda and I, retired in Devon, walking, nature and photography. Volunteers Friends of Clennon Lakes and National Trust Canon EOS R7/RF& EF100-400 lenses
Fanny Fielding Art @fanny_fielding
4K Followers 395 Following 🎨🎨🎨 Traditional watercolours with sassy titles 🖼️ Originals, limited edition prints, funny wall art and more at https://t.co/ngCfEdPISK
Ruth Watson @RuthWat00858506
3K Followers 1K Following I'm a retired primary school teacher who loves birdwatching and photography. Still learning how to get the best out of my camera.
Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedy
Shoreham Birder @BirderShoreham
279 Followers 330 Following Birder in Shoreham, Menorca and worldwide. Leads nature and birding events in Shoreham by Sea.
Sussex Birding @SussexBirding
4K Followers 208 Following This is the place to share all your news,sightings and photos of birds in and around the sussex area.
BTO @_BTO
120K Followers 4K Following The British Trust for Ornithology (BTO) is the UK's leading charity working with volunteers to improve our knowledge of birds through monitoring and research.
British Birds @britishbirds
61K Followers 1K Following British Birds publishes articles on identification, distribution, migration, conservation and taxonomy. We're THE bird journal of record in Great Britain.
RareBirdAlertUK @RareBirdAlertUK
81K Followers 5K Following The UK's longest running instant birdnews service. Over 110,000 sightings each year. Visit our website to try our app, website and pager services for free.
BirdGuides @BirdGuides
81K Followers 4K Following Britain's leading website for birders. Live sightings, breaking news and trusted content.
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓷.. @TheUnvirgin
13K Followers 2K Following Every day I break my longevity record. 🇨🇦🤪🐈👩 ❤️All animals. I block religious nuts that harass me. I swear a lot. I steal memes. #atheist
Shoreham Birding @ShorehamBirds
123 Followers 54 Following Welcome to the Shoreham District Ornithological Society Twitter page, promoting birdwatching and a love of nature in and around Shoreham-by-Sea.
Parody Rishi Sunak @Parody_PM
276K Followers 977 Following Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️
Viz Comic @vizcomic
327K Followers 2K Following Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979. Digital Sub: https://t.co/skgViHMilK… Postal Sub: https://t.co/VZunTaPule
Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺.. @KathyBurke
553K Followers 175 Following Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. work enquires: [email protected]
John Doran @JahDuran
16K Followers 2K Following ░P░E░W░S░E░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ The Woolworths Lester Bangs Co-founder and Editor of @theQuietus. #AntiFascist #LastingCeasefireNow
Pete Paphides @petepaphides
81K Followers 5K Following ★★★★★ Telegraph ★★★★★ Independent ★★★★★ Record Collector ★★★★★ Mojo ★★★★★ The Arts Desk ★★★★ Q Enquiries: Antony Topping: [email protected]
Birmingham 81 @Birmingham_81
48K Followers 2K Following Music, architecture, photography, design etc. Sharing my concert photos taken in Birmingham in 81/82 (hence the name). Plus other stuff I've hoarded
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 599 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Shit Lawns @Shitlawns
66K Followers 460 Following Showcasing the hideous trend of plastic lawns. Cutting through greenwash & exposing examples of garden habitats being replaced by sterile and lifeless astroturf
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.6M Followers 699 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Classical Studies Mem.. @CSMFHT
498K Followers 1K Following We post memes from a variety of sources, related to Classics and the ancient world. Stick around and you might learn a thing or two! We ❤️ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤜🤛🏿🌍
Republic @RepublicStaff
92K Followers 2K Following Republic campaigns to abolish the British monarchy in favour of a democratic republic. Join us today: https://t.co/cTmLuyoi2y
Tim Vine @RealTimVine
322K Followers 124 Following Comedian. Plastic Elvis. https://t.co/V1C4agGVpJ https://t.co/qwcXHSNiwa
Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
8.9M Followers 1K Following Once kicked a ball about. Now talk about kicking a ball about. The Rest Is Football @restisfootball @Goalhangerpods ..Instagram . Retweets are not endorsements
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.9M Followers 1 Following For everything VBP, including books, clothes, mugs, cards, calendars & contact: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
The horror of someone handing a phone to you and saying, “here, you speak to them”
Gérard Depardieu looking like Paul Merson in ten years time wearing a Spurs scarf.
Yep. I know of this one journalist who ever since having the Covid jab, offers highly dubious anecdotal evidence and then writes entire columns off the back of it.
@deathtospinach @JamesBlunt I'm finding the fact that some books are one way up and some the others quite unsettling, if I'm honest
Starmer must NOT be cowed by the client media re. Rayner. If he does it'd just confirm that they're in control. The Labour govt. must make press reform a priority unless they want every move they make to be shat on by Murdoch. Take a stand, end their chokehold on our democracy.
Do not take the stairs when exiting at Covent Garden tube station. I repeat: do not take the stairs. You have been warned. 😂⚠️
What’s the best advice for someone visiting London for the first time?
A lovely window depicting the Second Coming of Christ 😳
@GuitarWorld No one can tell the difference between a $100 guitar and a $2000 guitar when it's running through a pedal board or effects processor, a cabinet/head and then being blasted out a venue's generic PA system...not to mention multiple other band members. Play whatever you want.
Some will get this.
Not gonna lie, I honestly thought J-Lo’s trousers had fallen down.
Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
Stand up comedian Stewart Lee and Robert Smith of The Cure, pictured here doing a techno in Berlin, 1992.
Rwanda Bill is probably just another one of Grant Shapps’ aliases.
@implausibleblog Says something when he’s even too toxic for JHB
Aaaaah lovely fresh bedding! Fox 🦊! Got hedgehogs 🦔 on the other side. 😁
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