Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️ko-fi.com/parody_pmJoined May 2019
I thought the best way to get people to vote Tory would be to show that I'm an arrogant, irritable, petulant, condescending bullshitter and talk over all the questions.
#TrevorPhillips
So what if Dan Poulter says he is defecting to Labour because we are destroying the health service - what would a former health minister who works part time as a doctor in the NHS know about it anyway?
Tory MP Dan Poulter has just defected to Labour. Excuse me while I re-set the catastrometer to 'Zero days since the last catastrofuck'
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Your future in these Tory hands? ⏬️
If you don't vote them out,inc Suella Braverman when the time comes, then you can't complain
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I'm spending the weekend at Chequers. I find there’s nothing like a 16th century mansion and 1,500 acre estate to help me remember that I'm stinking rich and don't give a shit about anyone else.
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Money for those who need it the most? No chance.
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