anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin

Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuel bit.ly/anon_opin_form B3ta.com Joined June 2018

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6 hours ago

Vince Clark was in Depeche Mode for ten minutes and wrote their most popular tune. Must be a right pisser for the rest of them.

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7 hours ago

The first season of Blackadder is so much worse than the others that it's inclusion in box sets amounts to an ecological crime. So many DVDs bought by people who will never, ever watch them

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8 hours ago

Any company making a product that'll help you 'sleep like a baby' should rethink their strategy. I don't want anything to do with anything that'll make we wake up covered in my own piss and shit.

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9 hours ago

The best racing game of all time is Diddy Kong Racing on the N64. I cannot believe Nintendo have persisted with Mario Kart and left Diddy Kong behind

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If there's anything that demonstrates that things deemed to be fashionable don't necessarily look good, it's the current trend for white Dad trainers. They look unequivocally shit on everyone that wears them. Would have got the piss ripped out of you for wearing them in the 90s.

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11 hours ago

AI thumbnails for your videos really make me not want to watch your content. They look absolutely fucking awful. Like a 6 year old mashed crayons into a turd. I know it's cheap. I know it's easy. But it's shit. Also I hate you.

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12 hours ago

"Tradwives" are to actual traditional housewives what "furries" are to animals. They're just putting on a costume and persona.

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13 hours ago

If your restaurant has "skin on fries" on the menu I don't think you're fancy, I think you can't be bothered to peel potatoes.

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14 hours ago

The Time Travellers Wife is a noncey book about grooming. Very weird.

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15 hours ago

If Bob the Builder was a real builder, Health & Safety would have shut him down.

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16 hours ago

Country lanes should be a one way only road system.

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17 hours ago

Combat/Cargo trousers only became popular because of the amount of shit we used to carry when going out clubbing Wallet, Phone, 40 fags, lighter, chewing gum, Vicks vapor rub. My son goes clubbing all he takes is his phone.

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18 hours ago

Album reviews are practically pointless these days. They used to serve a purpose of providing a guide before people spent money. You're only going to read a review if you're interested in it, so now that streaming is common, it's better to just listen and make your own mind up.

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19 hours ago

There will be loads of people over the next generations who deeply regret that their parents and grandparents chose 'direct cremations' - because "nobody likes funerals, and I don't want to be a fuss". A funeral is a vital part of the grieving process and brings closure for many.

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20 hours ago

As a parent, I know for a fact that those robes the all teens at Hogwarts wear all day and night absolutely fucking stink.

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21 hours ago

Porn makes double penetration look a lot easier than it actually is. In real life, getting everyone's bits lined up at the right height is really awkward, takes a while and can really kill the moment.