Chad Flenderman @flendermanc
Brooklyn, NY Joined May 2020-
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@ratemyplatenow Fairly good aim considering she squatted over the plate
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@fesshole I have nothing to bass this on, but it seems alto far-fetched - a tenor says you're lying.
Top tip - just in case your phone battery dies, print out a copy of your digital ID, laminate it and keep in your wallet
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@fesshole I can't believe it's nut butter
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@fesshole You maintained your dignity, proud of you dad.
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@fesshole Little Excel horn
Thousands of masturbators have just had the fright of their life
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@fesshole What a way to find out your father had a filthy widgy.
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@fesshole Sounds like you've got 99 problems...
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Ngga is this on the plate that spin in the microwave?
Pov: your nan after her 2nd glass of Baileys at 2pm on Christmas Day
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@fesshole Everyone caught that bouquet
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Watch out for the male equivalent - WillyMounjaro
Watch out for the male equivalent - WillyMounjaro
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