Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow
💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT// 💙VENMO @ Kayla-Chow-Show youtube.com/kaylachowshow Minnesota, USA Joined October 2013-
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Who said that animals don’t have a sense of humor? 🤭
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@KaylaChowShow i remember when it went from a dime to a quarter.
@KaylaChowShow Lots of times. That's how we used to spread the flu.
A toilet that literally incinrates your waste. Would you use this? 😳
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Who said that animals don’t have a sense of humor? 🤭
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