Crissie @CrissieC
Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes) twitter.com/search?q=from:… Toronto, Canada Joined February 2009-
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Here we are again.. Giving away a bunch of Leaf tickets to Saturdays game where the leafs will tie up the series at 2 a piece. How to enter? 1. Follow @Xposed ✅ 2. Retweet this tweet ✅ 3. Comment who you will bring to the game✅ #LeafsForever Choosing all winners…
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Leafs, let’s not get caught up in the bullshit that was yesterday’s game. Brush it off and win the next one. Fuck Marchand. His only contribution is getting under your skin, don’t even give him that. Let him be completely fucken useless rat. We got this. #LeafsForever Leafs in 6
We lost and it’s over and Saturday we will bring the heat… BUT… there is ZERO chance a Leaf could ever do what McAvoy did to Matthews or Marchand's retaliatory slash to Bertuzzi and not get called. It's a joke… The reffing sucks. PERIOD.
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