Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername
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I'd like to tell you that I have two outstanding points about Titty Tuesday...
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Leaf blowing before 9am should be a punishable offense.
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My laptop: *cannot find printer* Me: *gesturing* look it's right there
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Wait for it.. 😊
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Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
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While I was on vacation, my mom was a victim of fraud. Her accounts are now empty. She is devastated, embarrassed and broke. She didn't want to bother me when the pop-up appeared to call the fraudulent number. I am angry and sad. All I can do is this. gofund.me/5aafadee
💥 Ah, let's hear it for tits! 💥 Loved by everyone and always there when you need them. Brilliant!
OMG, PEOPLE!! MY NEW DUSTPAN AND BRUSH ARRIVED!!! 😊💜👏🔥😂
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You have a sweet dream late at night, you wrap it in a bow and bring it to me
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Hell is just a grocery store full of people you know.
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i will forever be the girl who loves fiercely, intensely, madly, like a freight train. no apologies.
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@urmumsausername Hi Claire 💜💜💜💜💜
@urmumsausername You brighten up this place dear one. Love ya heaps 💜🤗💋💋
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