Kellalena @topaz_kell
Make me laugh & I’ll love you forever twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined February 2014-
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At McDonalds looking at the menu through opera binoculars.
I never realized that being an adult would entail owning so many containers
Taylor Swift's new album is not called 'The Sadness Express'. I know that now.
i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
Why be content with those 3 little words when you can have 6. “Your parcel is out for delivery.”
Ladies, if I ever start a tweet with “Ladies,…” keep scrolling because any advice that follows will have zero value to you.
One of the biggest challenges in the workplace is trying not to eat your lunch before 10 am
A fucking heart that aches, for your love....
Could be unpopular but I believe the children are our future
Those little unexpected moments when someone makes an effort just to make you feel loved will never get old
I hope a little something wonderful finds you today
If I were running the country right now, I’d probably just throw the remote at the wall.
That’s the last time I perform an exorcism on a Friday
Plan carefully. Execute accordingly.
Me in my 20's: "so nice to meet you" Me in my 40's: "move along, nothing to see here"
My therapist is not familiar with the band Oasis and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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1K Followers 3K Following Curmudgeon,coffee and cussing is what life is all about Motorsport and Football fanatic No I won't put on pants@topaz_kell Beautiful
@topaz_kell His perspective of her beauty, was highlighted by the sexiness of her eyes. The gaze captured his soul.😘🌹