Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%… San Antonio TEXAS Joined February 2011-
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Burning Mom ⚡️ retweeted
To all of the people irritated by being behind a student driver, I promise you that what you’re experiencing pales in comparison to what the passenger in that car is experiencing. So please just chill out. Sincerely, the mother of a student driver.
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I’m so happy for Sandy and so glad people like Niall exist and do this work.
I’m so happy for Sandy and so glad people like Niall exist and do this work.
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@SaintMotel you were incredible tonight!!!!
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I dunno what to tell you. I guess I never liked staying put in one place.
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I managed to put a fresh set of sheets on the bed despite the cat neglecting to "help" this time.
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Gmail changed their terms and conditions but I stayed the same.
A surprising number of people chose to “have it out with me” this week, but I just acted confused and disoriented, so they mostly gave up after a minute or two.
The little dog is irritated with me and wants to go to bed.
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Her: you are truly the worst person I have ever met. I cannot stand you Me: that sounds like a “you” problem
Best of the week.
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Yes, yes your breasts are splendid but what are your views on rope-less fishing technology?
She was the kind of person who had 50 throw pillows and 300 thread count sheets on the guest bed.
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I just made 13 right turns so I wouldn't have to make a left onto a busy 4 lane highway.
Been watching the sunset from this spot for 20 years.
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Workout in the morning so you can feel like you’re better than everyone else.
Monday Mystery Movie was “Boy Kills World.” It was gory and strange. I really liked it.
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If that's the awkward way you give someone a $10 tip, I'd never let you handle a bribe.
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To all of the people irritated by being behind a student driver, I promise you that what you’re experiencing pales in comparison to what the passenger in that car is experiencing. So please just chill out. Sincerely, the mother of a student driver.
pulled into my driveway & saw this 😆
Jumpin into the weekend jumpsuit 💥
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I managed to put a fresh set of sheets on the bed despite the cat neglecting to "help" this time.
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To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting a picture of my Basset Jasper, who refuses to fetch and eated all the fish food when I turned my back for like 30 seconds! Also, he's in my chair. Feel free to do the same.
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