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Half asleep and stumbling toward the bathroom. In the dark I navigate over all the dog toys, then the dog without incident. Them parkour guys ain't shit.
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I guess I’m gonna have to go to the store tomorrow. My list may be short, but I gotta have those items. Like milk, I must never run out of milk. Or cheese. I’d not be able to function.
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not even sorry my entire timeline is hockey and hot dogs
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You're in her DMs, I have her blocked. The reasons for this will soon become apparent.
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I hate when my head says be productive, but my ass firmly planted on the couch says fuck you
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When a curly girl tells you that it's "wash day", you send her thoughts, prayers and chocolate. Don't ask questions.
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i need a job where i don’t really do anything but look pretty and scroll tweeter all day oh wait
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Once you realize I'm an idiot, my tweets start to make a lot more sense.
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Just put readers on to eat a taco salad.
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I gave up on people a long time ago…
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“This is your time to shine!” Me: [bursts into flames]
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Have you done or said anything? You might be an entitled piece of shit. Shut up.
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Keep using those skull emojis and laughing, we all know you're still alive.
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How toddlers and cats are alike: - they're cutest when they're asleep - they will absolutely destroy your sofa - they both eat out of the cat's bowl
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If you can hear 80's glam rock - I'm cleaning house.
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One sided friendships aren’t friendships.
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Guys, if she likes your Tweet it’s not a booty call, but more like a pocket dial.
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“communication is everything”, i say, as i switch off all notifications on my phone and put music on my earbuds to ignore the world
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Never let anyone define who you are or what you can become.
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6K Followers 4K Following Exploring my own artistic pursuits as a photographer. My driving force is my daughter. Old fashioned values & passion, connections that strengthen each other.Half asleep and stumbling toward the bathroom. In the dark I navigate over all the dog toys, then the dog without incident. Them parkour guys ain't shit.
I guess I’m gonna have to go to the store tomorrow. My list may be short, but I gotta have those items. Like milk, I must never run out of milk. Or cheese. I’d not be able to function.
not even sorry my entire timeline is hockey and hot dogs
You're in her DMs, I have her blocked. The reasons for this will soon become apparent.
I hate when my head says be productive, but my ass firmly planted on the couch says fuck you
When a curly girl tells you that it's "wash day", you send her thoughts, prayers and chocolate. Don't ask questions.
i need a job where i don’t really do anything but look pretty and scroll tweeter all day oh wait
Once you realize I'm an idiot, my tweets start to make a lot more sense.
“This is your time to shine!” Me: [bursts into flames]
Have you done or said anything? You might be an entitled piece of shit. Shut up.
Keep using those skull emojis and laughing, we all know you're still alive.
How toddlers and cats are alike: - they're cutest when they're asleep - they will absolutely destroy your sofa - they both eat out of the cat's bowl
Guys, if she likes your Tweet it’s not a booty call, but more like a pocket dial.
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