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If your name is Marco and you were in the dentist office waiting room this morning, just wanted to apologize for my three teenage daughters yelling, ‘Polo’ in unison after they called your name.
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The thing about time is that I don’t have any.
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"You're so quiet" thanks you make me uncomfortable.
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Not to brag, but I walked into a room today and knew exactly why I was there.
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matching weirdness is hot as fuck
[my autopsy] Examiner: dear god, how did he eat this much butter chicken?!
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Going to sleep with my hair down because I miss being choked.
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oh quit crying, i only bite the people i like
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Are we mad at Monday, or are our spirits already too deflated to care?
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You’re either the asshole or the crazy one in any relationship
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Please don't fall in love with me. I'll treat you right, you'll get bored, and then you'll leave.
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Don’t talk to me until after I’ve finished my coffee. *drinks coffee all day long*
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Make questionable life choices. Test your limits. Take a risk. Be spontaneous. It’s how we learn best.
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30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31. Except for January; which has 457.
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During sex… *grabs a flute from behind the pillow and plays the Titanic movie theme song
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don't talk to strangers unless they offer you coffee
I just want you to fall in love with being alive again.
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I am a single, working mom of 3 amazing girls. We have struggles that come with a developmental disability, physical health issues, a learning disability & mental health challenges. I am not braver than you. Or stronger or more patient. I’m just a parent managing as best I can.
"You're so quiet" thanks you make me uncomfortable.
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