Jizzlane Maxxxwell @dankcharnley
Classically Trained Comic • Enthusiast • Writerist • Cartoonist • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge 🤟 Who Hurt Me?: https://t.co/pQ7raaF6uy instagram.com/dankcharnley In the studio or doing standup Joined May 2015-
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I don’t like ketchup. It reminds me of my dad. He used to beat me with a bottle of Heinz every night.
@dankcharnley I shaved a mullet and didn’t get any credit 🤦♀️
tried to face my fear of the dark by turning off the lights, but now i'm scared of my electric bill
My junk drawer is like a museum of things I thought I'd need someday.
Throw my hands in the air and wave them like I just don't care? ON A SCHOOL NIGHT??
Growing up, "fine dining" meant using the good plastic forks. The ones that only bend a little.
@dankcharnley @tobestewart As long as it isn't The Daily Mail, The Sun or the New York Compost..
He died doing what he loved: commuting to work on a pogo stick
I’m not afraid of ghosts. I’m afraid of accidentally liking my ex’s Instagram post from 2016.
I went from rags to one rag.
i grew a mullet and my credit score went down
they say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye
My fear of public speaking is so intense, I whisper my order at drive-thrus.
They say you should do one thing every day that scares you. So today, I checked my bank account.
My phone autocorrects "I’m home" to "I'm homeless." I guess it’s not wrong.
i asked my GPS for the fastest route home, and it led me to a bar. i think it’s trying to tell me something
what base is it when a librarian grazes your hand?
Humor: @dankcharnley
every irish last name makes a good pet name.
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203K Followers 510 Following Learn to Invest and Pay Off Debt Here • Negative Net Worth to Millionaire in 10 years • Paid off $260k debt@dankcharnley It is quite telling that he preferred pogo-ing to work over pogo-ing home. All lives are a rich tapestry, even those of recently-deceased weirdos.
Advent is unveiling the mystery of your being. If you will practice the art of revision by a life lived according to the wise, imaginative use of your inner speech and inner actions.
How are y'all? I will only accept answers in emoji language and whatnot.
He who lives in harmony with himself, lives in harmony with the universe.
Tomographer who worked for HAARP explaining how the technology can cause earthquakes
I’m no ornithologist but that bird sounds exactly like Jan Brady
[putting on a hospital gown] I'm going to dress my age
(to the firefighter carrying me out of a burning building) I'm not sure I like your tone
This could be us, but you playin…
@SteveOnSpeed Indeed. There are so many tools to choose from.
@The_MMW Yes, it can make your life easier.
@dankcharnley I shaved a mullet and didn’t get any credit 🤦♀️
@dankcharnley I did not grow a mullet. My credit score is 810. Life lessons.
In China, 87,000 agricultural police officers have been hired to ensure farmers only grow crops approved by the government. This family is being arrested for growing bananas instead of sugar cane, as dictated by the CCP. Coming to the West soon?
The birth of Christ does not bring any person from a distance, or make anything to be that was not there before. It is the unveiling of the Son of God in man.