𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 @im_all_id
middling jokes & existential dread // been seen in a meme or two 💙 💙 bluesky is better https://t.co/JTXIDbZ8Z0 x.com/search?q=from%… east coast overdose Joined August 2009-
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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
My favorite part of the orgy is the end when you get to go to Denny’s with all your new friends.
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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
Props to just stopping in the middle of the grocery aisle. Personally never tried it, but it seems big.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
I’m not especially interested in fighting for the rest of my life for younger generations to have the rights our grandparents had.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
Do not turn on Kamala Harris and start trashing the campaign she ran. She ran an amazing campaign. Put the blame on half of America who voted for hate and a daddy dictator who they think will take care of them, but who doesn't give a damn about them.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
I somehow continue to be shocked by this country’s continued complete & total absence of a functioning moral compass.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women
Imagine bringing about a dictatorship because you thought eggs cost a little too much money
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
I picked the wrong decade to stop doing coke
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
This time we can’t say we didn’t know, and we deserve what we’re going to get
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
My tweets aren’t very well thought out. I’m more like a personality hire around here.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
I’m a philanthropist in the sense that I call myself a philanthropist.
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
Been so long since I prayed, might get nervous and call god “Babe” or something
Got my election snacks ready for later! Chocolate chips, pretzels, cigarettes, arsenic
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 retweeted
[first day at ninja school] *wonders if i'm in the right room as i can't see or hear anyone else*
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