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I talked this morning about Elon Musk, his Paul Pelosi conspiracy theory, and how you lose a democracy in the age of the internet.
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which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind? I have many, but I think about this one a lot theonion.com/fun-toy-banned…
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