Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo wherever my dogs are Joined August 2012-
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please tell me i'm not as forgettable as your silence makes me feel
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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up in the couch.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but they faked little house on the Prairie
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If I am giving myself to you wrapped in a bow be gentle
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I saw Carol Burnett trending and thought it was her turn with Pete Davidson.
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When I say I'm Canadian, I mean 'wears my jean jacket to a wedding reception' Canadian
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At bedtime I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
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I wish I was smarter and actually did something with my life.
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Spring is when I feel like I’m dying inside, however, everything around me is coming alive.
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Sometimes emotion puts logic in the corner and tells it not to move.
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You call it “protecting your peace” when all you’re really doing is hiding behind blocks like a little bitch.
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be the person your dog thinks you are
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Crest White Strips are my first experience with sensory processing issues.
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the sexiest thing a man can do is be fully transparent and honest
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I don't identify well with perfect people having the perfect life. I'm with the non peopling misfits tripping thru life while saying the wrong thing every damn time.
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How very disappointing of you to like and unlike my tweet. I’m now imagining you consulting with lawyers late into the night in a power suit while eating ‘chinese takeout’ from cute little boxes.
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Filling my pez dispenser with ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief
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please tell me i'm not as forgettable as your silence makes me feel
My Son has held a 4.0 + GPA for 4 years, has a full ride to U of M. He got food poisoning and missed 3 days and now the gym teacher has smeared his record and will not back down. We’ve already had several convos with administration. Petty fuckers.
So funny how people talk about how vicious pit bulls are. When I volunteered at a shelter, guess what breed was the hardest for us to handle? Chihuahuas.
Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up in the couch.
It doesn't matter how good you are at something, if you're not humble enough to remember you're not perfect.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but they faked little house on the Prairie
lying in your arms under the stars, the bright moonlight reflecting in your eyes, the soothing sound of the waves crashing against the shore, your soft lips pressed against mine.
Changed locals with my old fashioned
Just because you are absolutely, positively, balls-to-bones convinced you're right, does not mean you are right. It doesn't even increase the odds.
If I am giving myself to you wrapped in a bow be gentle
A night of rummy, drinks, music...and a nice florida breeze
Jumpin into the weekend jumpsuit 💥
The people I feel sorriest for are the ones who waste precious time believing they’re important.
@coffeeandvinyl1 @LoveNLunchmeat There should be a very quiet bugle call
@LoveNLunchmeat 😂😂😂. Probably more facepalm than laugh tho
If TikTok shuts down, I’m coming back here full-time so you better shine up the welcome wagon.
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