JC @Tattoos_n_Boots
My name isn't fucking Warren! twitter.com/search?q=from%… The woods Joined September 2021-
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Wanna buy a grocery store just so I can throw everybody out when I need to shop.
Idk how good taking a bra off at the end of the day feels but taking off work boots has gotta be pretty damn close.
The kid I'm working with has been talking about anime all morning and I'm about ready to stick a screwdriver in both of our ear holes.
If I have to switch from the heat to the ac one more time this week, I’m pretty sure it’s going to open a portal to another dimension.
About a year into dating my ex wife I heard her pronounce library like lie berry and I can't believe I fucking married her anyway.
I need to go to the Dollar General but I'm not wearing pajama pants and crocs so I'm not sure they'll let me in.
Two guys at work got in a fistfight so there's no way we're doing anything but talking about this for the rest of the day.
Sorry for the things I said when I had to poop really bad.
I'm sorry I talked for 17 minutes after you asked me a very simple basic question about my dog.
Woke up to a surprise blowjob this morning. No idea how I folded myself in half in my sleep though.
no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend
Officially changing my devil cat's name from Stewie to Stewie the Fuck.
The washing machine is out of balance but I'm just letting it go so the neighbors will think I'm railing the hell out of somebody in here.
Staying single just so I don't have to compromise on my thermostat settings.
I'm having a dispute with one of my neighbors and in a way I feel kinda bad for the guy because he has no idea how petty and devious I can be.
Three things I’ve learned to always say: please, thank you and fuck you
Guys that wore Affliction t-shirts in 2007 want you to know that they found their missing white Oakley sunglasses. They were on the back of their heads.
I can't decide if I'd rather go to work tomorrow or hit myself in the dick with a hammer.
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I have had this account for a year but I just learned what a subtweet was last week 🤦🏼♀️ Maybe this is considered a subtweet 🤣🤷🏼♀️
@Tattoos_n_Boots Right on the money
@Tattoos_n_Boots This is a great idea! I wouldn’t need to use instacart anymore 🤣
@Tattoos_n_Boots @PoleSnail I would want to catch in the act people blocking the aisles with carts so I could call the police and charge them with trespassing
@caesar_pounce @Tattoos_n_Boots When people block the aisles I turn into oj simpson
@Tattoos_n_Boots Oh I meant if I bought my own. I would simply rob yours.
@Tattoos_n_Boots Wear one for a day, most men have bigger titties than I do, yall could wear them and have the experience for a day of seeing nice cleavage in whatever bra yall want.
@Tattoos_n_Boots I confirm a close tie for total comfort, with more memories of getting my boots of first by a longshot
@Tattoos_n_Boots I wear both. And I have to say. Out of pure necessity….the boots come off first
@Tattoos_n_Boots Picture this. Female. D cup. Works a job in heat that needs steel toes. Yeah, the instant the boots and the bra come off and you get in a steaming hot shower…. Bliss
@CynfullySweetXO @Tattoos_n_Boots I can imagine. I come home, feed and walk my dog then come home to strip off everything I’ve worn all day (including socks and underwear) and slip into pj bottoms and a nice loose shirt. Feels sooooooo good.
I did SO many things that scared me in the past two years since I’ve been divorced. I literally fucking amazed myself! If you’re scared about making the leap….thats normal but You CAN do this!!!💪🏻💚
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Wisely rejecting processed food when he can have bamboo
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