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implications, accusations, and consequences.
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Leaf blowing before 9am should be a punishable offense.
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“Great, now I have to pee.”
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i smell a pulitzer
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In case you wondered if having a "rival dad next door" is a real thing - I mowed yesterday and half way thru, rival dad next door started mowing. That bastard literally mowed 2 days ago. So yes. It's real.
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On this episode of kids don’t understand.
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Hell is just a grocery store full of people you know.
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Cinnabons are a gateway to a Meth addiction
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Please treat me like someone getting a new fridge delivered tomorrow.
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You can't hurt me, I survived 80's playgrounds.
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“What if we put wheels on this toilet?” *inventor of the RV
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Nothing is more attractive than when someone genuinely cares if you're happy
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Last day for unleavened bread but don't worry my jokes fall flat all year long.
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summer waits patiently while spring clings to the promises of former lovers.
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My 10 y/o son has a lot of friends who show up on our doorstep but by far my most fave lil dude has got to be the one who always appears holdin a fistful of ham
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All this time I thought I was a good person but how I react to slow walkers in front of me would really suggest that I’m absolutely not a good person
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I bought a bag of Werthers candies, but don’t worry, it’s not for me, it’s for my inner old lady
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I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin
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Given the state of things *motions wildly at everything,* we are definitely not eating nearly enough potatoes
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Leaf blowing before 9am should be a punishable offense.
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In case you wondered if having a "rival dad next door" is a real thing - I mowed yesterday and half way thru, rival dad next door started mowing. That bastard literally mowed 2 days ago. So yes. It's real.
On this episode of kids don’t understand.
Hell is just a grocery store full of people you know.
Please treat me like someone getting a new fridge delivered tomorrow.
“What if we put wheels on this toilet?” *inventor of the RV
Nothing is more attractive than when someone genuinely cares if you're happy
Last day for unleavened bread but don't worry my jokes fall flat all year long.
summer waits patiently while spring clings to the promises of former lovers.
My 10 y/o son has a lot of friends who show up on our doorstep but by far my most fave lil dude has got to be the one who always appears holdin a fistful of ham
All this time I thought I was a good person but how I react to slow walkers in front of me would really suggest that I’m absolutely not a good person
I bought a bag of Werthers candies, but don’t worry, it’s not for me, it’s for my inner old lady
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