DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Indiana, USA Joined June 2021-
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sit in the balcony of the muppet theater and heckle the performers
sit in the balcony of the muppet theater and heckle the performers
Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
Guns don’t kill puppies, Governors kill puppies
Embrace being called a hot mess, it’s half a compliment
Every dog with Republican owners today.
Thank you for being nice to me I will remember it forever
My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and needing money and at the end they said a cheque would be fine and she said “And who should I make it out to, since you’re obviously not Aaron” and they hung up on her. What a legend.
I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay
In college this boy I liked asked me to lunch and also to go to the laundromat. So I went and brought my laundry. It was a great date. Weeks later he was at my apartment and said, “Hey! When did you get this washer/dryer?” And I said, “Oh I’ve always had that.” He married me.
Saying, “ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy” the whole time during sex.
When I say I just need to take a “quick shower” what I mean is my regular length shower.
I don't need a nap, I need a casual coma at this point
working theory that men have an easier time opening jars mostly because they don’t moisturize properly
oh you like gardening. name 3 hoes.
If my math is correct, Video is up for parole soon for killing the Radio Star.
You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past
A dry wedding is just like a regular wedding but with no reason to be there
One of the best tweets of all time full stop
Uber driver: Sorry, no ingles. Me: No hay problema. Como estas? Uber driver: Ma’am, I’m sorry. I just don’t feel like talking. 😂😂😂
Midge @mxmclain
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Jessie @mommajessiec
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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
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meghan @deloisivete
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your other mom @difficultpatty
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Midge @mxmclain
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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
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meghan @deloisivete
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@itssherifield @itssherifield
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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
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That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
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The thing that makes Kristi Noem's puppy-killing story additionally horrendous is that she described the dog as "having the time of her life" and "out of her mind with excitement" and "a picture of pure joy" -- right before Noem shot her in the head. The height of cruelty.
sit in the balcony of the muppet theater and heckle the performers
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
"Vote Democratic. We don't shoot puppies."
I went to a farm auction and inside a small cage was a 2 yr old redbone coonhound that was being “sold” because he killed chickens. He was shaking and scared. When it came time, I bid the opening $5. No one else bid. I took Hunter out on leash, paid my bill and was heading to the
truck when a couple of young men approached and handed me $5 saying the wished they had room for him but was happy to see him going to a good home. And he did. More than 10 years on the farm, being a handful, running off, not minding, living his best life. I loved that dog.❤️
If you have a favorite photo of a pet that you didn’t shoot in the face in a gravel pit, please share it here. I’ll start. ❤️
Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
I'm almost tired of her being right about everything
There are no bad dogs. Only bad humans who fail to train them.
Vote for Biden. He doesn’t murder his pets.
Guns don’t kill puppies, Governors kill puppies
Every dog with Republican owners today.
I LOVE WALKING SO MUCH I love strolling through tiny streets and listening to music and exploring neighbourhoods and cafés and going wherever the road leads me I am a professional walk lover
Many, many years ago, as I was walking around the country roads in Sussex County, NJ, I came across a groundhog in the middle of the road which had clearly been run over. As I approached, I could hear and see that it was still barely alive and struggling mightily. It was…
Thank you for being nice to me I will remember it forever
My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and needing money and at the end they said a cheque would be fine and she said “And who should I make it out to, since you’re obviously not Aaron” and they hung up on her. What a legend.
I will DIE ON THIS HILL but I would love to see a law put into place that requires anyone over the age of 60 to take a driving test annually to keep their license 🫠
I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay
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