Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu twitter.com/i/moments/1011… Joined March 2012-
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Remember that show Trading Spaces where your neighbors would come over and spray paint your fireplace teal and glue faux fur to your hardwood floors?
We are going to the F1 race this weekend in Miami and my husband said if I don’t stop going around the house singing Florida!!! at the top of my lungs that I can’t go. I told him I was sorry but that song was one hell of a drug.
In case you ever wanted to feel better about your housekeeping skills: my son just walked in and asked why I was making it smell like his birthday party. All I had done was mopped. Also, his birthday is in July.
There was a show I wanted to start watching but I dont remember the name of it or what streaming service it was on or what it was about
I love how on Fridays I start making a to-do list in my head of everything I will accomplish over the weekend. Saturday: *loads dishwasher* That’s enough for one weekend. *sips cocktail*
Me when the bartender brings my drink
Didn’t take 24 hours for the principal of the HS (it’s next door) to have to send one of his entertaining emails about Wawa:
Didn’t take 24 hours for the principal of the HS (it’s next door) to have to send one of his entertaining emails about Wawa: https://t.co/GRyFJbcPK6
Passing the bar is cool and everything but I’d argue that you really become a lawyer the day you spill coffee on a document that you really should not have spilled coffee on
My daughter took the bar exam in a second state and just found out she passed. She has court at 3pm so I volunteered to stand in for her so she could go celebrate. She said, “Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t want the judge to think I’m unserious.” So anyway, I’m on my 2nd champagne.
Seeing Coach Saban on my television screen is so heartbreakingly beautiful. He’s so happy now and I’m so happy for him.
me: here are two suits from the NFL draft. Let's talk about which works bett— *giant football player stuffs me into a locker*
Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event. Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.
I knew someone who shared a birthday with her brother, and their sister's birthday was the day before, and I always felt like that gave me way too much info about their parents
I guess I became a parent so I could hear myself say “what the hell is going on?” every day.
It's okay, facial recognition. I don't recognize myself anymore either.
Told kids last night I was sorry, that I failed the Bar, would have to do it all again. 6 y.o. (unprompted, still eating): "Well, you know what they say. Every failure leads you one step closer to victory." 😳😳😳 ❤️ Kid is smarter than I. ❤️
In hell, you're constantly helping stubborn old people with their electronics
Simon Holland @simoncholland
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452K Followers 229 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | See inspiration? DM/tag usRemember that show Trading Spaces where your neighbors would come over and spray paint your fireplace teal and glue faux fur to your hardwood floors?
@Parkerlawyer Would love to be your guys’ Twitter mediator. 😏🫶
the immediate reaction to my resignation has been, for most: "where are you going?" instead of "why are you leaving." I think it is very telling. there's (literally) no question why someone would leave a place like this. the interest in my next move is itself a yearning.
@SteveBenso35263 @politico Would you mind QTing it and telling your followers how it's wrong and you're upset? My job depends on getting clicks.
@ryanobrien @Parkerlawyer We watched 3 Bosch episodes tonight. We are def hooked! 😂😂😫😫
@RobinLovesNCSU @Parkerlawyer Excellent! Yeah, when I went to LA with friends last year, I had to check out a couple places from the show, Angels Flight, and Musso and Frank's. I also went by the Hollywood division station in an Uber
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i know you’re all genuinely sick of me talking about hazels great escape at this point but this was fun to write, and also @Slate did the most metal illustration of all time and I thank them slate.com/human-interest…
In case you ever wanted to feel better about your housekeeping skills: my son just walked in and asked why I was making it smell like his birthday party. All I had done was mopped. Also, his birthday is in July.
girls groupchat vs boys groupchat
Eli turned 8 today. We had a fun-filled day. When I went to check on him after his party, he burst into tears, saying, I still want to be 7! The passage of time can be hard. Especially for a grieving family that feels like we’re constantly moving away from an integral part of us.
There was a show I wanted to start watching but I dont remember the name of it or what streaming service it was on or what it was about
I love how on Fridays I start making a to-do list in my head of everything I will accomplish over the weekend. Saturday: *loads dishwasher* That’s enough for one weekend. *sips cocktail*
Until next year, Europe! We are currently in Schipol Airport in Amsterdam, waiting to head home to Boston. We work tomorrow. Tomorrow is gonna suuuuuuuck.
Vegas locals when they bring out-of-town friends to go watch the Bellagio fountain show
Making an objection is all fun and games until someone asks “on what grounds do you object”
Me when the bartender brings my drink