Stacey @skittle624
Always in a NY state of mind. Peace, love, rescue. https://t.co/UecKSixt4X Joined March 2012-
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Why be content with those 3 little words when you can have 6. “Your parcel is out for delivery.”
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It’s like the people in this sauna have never seen a third testicle before.
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I watch Summer House mostly to figure out how I would clean up after one of those parties. I think I would start with the outside.
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I always texted a girl 5 minutes after our first date ended and said ~ "I haven't given up on us."
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If I can make just 1 person laugh, that makes my day. But maybe not when I'm on center stage at the strip club.
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“Dad, I’ll pick up the dog shit in the backyard.” -Said no teenager EVER
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fuuuuuuuuck! columbia house found me!! does anyone have $12,726.82 i could borrow?
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You’re an 80s chick? Name all the hairsprays.
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Yes, I’d fuck a lamp like the one in A Christmas Story.
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I see your loveseat and raise you an obsession chaise lounge
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my kink is having no plans and being alone. by myself.
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*goes to therapy, but just for tweet material*
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oh you like gardening. name 3 hoes.
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When I say I just need to take a “quick shower” what I mean is my regular length shower.
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Twitter day 1: I don’t get how people get addicted to this place. Twitter day 1,825: uh oh.
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Most of my runs are spent rewinding my Walkman
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“Why the hell are these guys so mad at my fetch toy?” -Dog at a tennis match
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If I were running the country right now, I’d probably just throw the remote at the wall.
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Grocery shopping is all fun and games until they move my stuff around.
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It’s like the people in this sauna have never seen a third testicle before.
@ContestThursday @skittle624 Thank you Stacey for the love and the 🏆 :)
@RachelNoise @skittle624 Indeed now that I think about it you're right I've never meant a quick one lol
I watch Summer House mostly to figure out how I would clean up after one of those parties. I think I would start with the outside.
I always texted a girl 5 minutes after our first date ended and said ~ "I haven't given up on us."
If I can make just 1 person laugh, that makes my day. But maybe not when I'm on center stage at the strip club.
“Dad, I’ll pick up the dog shit in the backyard.” -Said no teenager EVER
fuuuuuuuuck! columbia house found me!! does anyone have $12,726.82 i could borrow?
Yes, I’d fuck a lamp like the one in A Christmas Story.
I see your loveseat and raise you an obsession chaise lounge
my kink is having no plans and being alone. by myself.
*goes to therapy, but just for tweet material*
When I say I just need to take a “quick shower” what I mean is my regular length shower.
Twitter day 1: I don’t get how people get addicted to this place. Twitter day 1,825: uh oh.
“Why the hell are these guys so mad at my fetch toy?” -Dog at a tennis match
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