SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama
Mom to the most amazing little human! https://t.co/WSVzjzd1NJ) #fuckcancer amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… West Coast Joined April 2015-
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Hi, friends. It’s been a bit. Still dealing with ongoing physical health issues and struggling with my mental health as well. I’ll be back though. I hope it’ll be soon but we’ll just have to see. I love and miss y’all 🩷
Katie Britt is just 2 Michelle Duggars in a trench coat. #SOTU2024 #KatieBritt
Patrick T. thank you so much for the items sent from my wish list. So kind!! 💕
Google image search your first name and apocalypse outfit & post the first result. I don’t like guns but I am happy I’ll still be getting likes after the apocalypse 💁🏻♀️
Google image search your first name and apocalypse outfit & post the first result. I don’t like guns but I am happy I’ll still be getting likes after the apocalypse 💁🏻♀️ https://t.co/pmEdsOUPG0
It would suck to be a waiter at a Greek restaurant cuz when you drop something everyone yells "OPA!" and laughs but your boss is like wtf is the matter with you Kevin that's the 4th glass youve dropped today.
When I was leaving my apartment today a flower delivery person was leaving a bouquet at my neighbors door so of course I took them. Jk but I could’ve caused some Valentine’s Day drama AND somebody probably meant to send me flowers but just forgot. 😂
I'm randomly picking one person to be my valentine. Sorry for your bad luck if you win.
For this Valentine’s Day my daughter let me know that she would still love me if I was dead.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.
I hope this gas station sells roses.
One minute you’re young and carefree and the next minute you are telling another adult that you like a dessert because it isn’t too sweet.
I think Cupid just hit me to be in love with quesadillas.
Get your partner in the mood tonight by telling them you're feeling Valentimey ;-)
they’re only the right words when they’re from the right person everything else is noise
Having sex with your spouse on Valentine’s Day is gross and immoral.
i would flirt with you for the rest of my life.
Even if you don't have a valentine...
Nudes sent: 0 Nudes received: 0 A successful Valentine's day
I saw this couple I know whose children are grown walking their dogs today with a toddler. “Who’s this little guy?” I said to myself while driving by, confused why they weren’t waiting for him. It was a fire hydrant. They were just passing by a fire hydrant.
My kids had to write *their names* on 30 valentines and lamented that this is what it must've been like 'working in a factory'.
Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
123K Followers 3K Following moody af ⚡️🏳️🌈💅🎶❤️🔥🧀🌈 NO DMS https://t.co/JdUwFtwgVR
geeky_goddess @creja34
55K Followers 10K Following I ❤️ ASL, kindness, love 🤟🏻, 🎶, 😺🐱, ☕, 🌮, 🍉, 🍰 #MentalHealth #Fibromyalgia #GAD #SSGG #Pluviophile 🌧️ #WomenLove💃🏻 #SelfLove 👩🏻
🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
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natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
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Lyfe of Ryley @LyfeOfRyley
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Ammargarita🧜♀.. @annmargarita72
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Glenn Rodgerson @RodgersonGlenn
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Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
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geeky_goddess @creja34
55K Followers 10K Following I ❤️ ASL, kindness, love 🤟🏻, 🎶, 😺🐱, ☕, 🌮, 🍉, 🍰 #MentalHealth #Fibromyalgia #GAD #SSGG #Pluviophile 🌧️ #WomenLove💃🏻 #SelfLove 👩🏻
🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
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natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
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Lyfe of Ryley @LyfeOfRyley
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ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
71K Followers 43K Following I'm a little ball of crazy and one fucked up rollercoaster ride. Married. #🟦
Miss Treated🇺🇸&.. @RejectedRedhead
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arealethereal @sunrise_highs
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Crissie @CrissieC
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Ammargarita🧜♀.. @annmargarita72
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💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
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The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
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Acyn @Acyn
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Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc
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OpenBorders4Aid ⛑�.. @OpenBorders4Aid
4K Followers 2K Following End the genocide in Palestine and allow humanitarian aid into Gaza without interference. Amplifying petitions and campaigns, sharing resources and news updates
Hunk Revolutionary @DeadChannelSky1
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BoreCure @CureBore
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Kylo Ken @starwarsstanboy
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Daniel @ftfoi18
1K Followers 3K Following 51. Music is the air I breathe. 2012 & 2014 Stanley Cup Champion #LAKings. #CancerSurvivor #Ally
Lisa (she/her/y’all.. @Lisa_Frame
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Joe Rotten @IrreverentJoe
1K Followers 1K Following I'm irreverent to lots of things. Religious faith is not a virtue. I do revere the process of #science. Pedantic. #beer #libraries
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John Helak 🟧🌊�.. @JohnInNJ
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julie 👩🏻🎨.. @juliek_2020
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Kurt @seaforths1916
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Trump is a bîtch. @imnotabotbiatch
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🐝 Bumble bee 🐝 @TheBumblingBee_
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Barbara 😷 NOT Barb.. @bigskybabs
18K Followers 17K Following 🌱 Let's name mass shootings after politicans opposing gun safety laws instead of the heartbroken towns they happen in. #StandWithUkraine #FuckOffPutin 🌻🌻
Walking around town m.. @OrvilleIsPissed
364 Followers 363 Following I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. - Brendan Behan
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Bob Callahan @BobCallahan181
958 Followers 1K Following Hard work, hearty appetite and deep sleep. Designer and watercolorist and works with wolves. Served with US Army 24th Infantry Division-Korea. Recent widower.
Hind Khoudary @Hind_Gaza
215K Followers 228 Following A Palestinian Journalist based in the Gaza Strip. I tweet what I see & feel. Reach me at: [email protected]
Nour Odeh 🇵🇸�.. @nour_odeh
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The Palestinian @InsiderWorld_1
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Bearded & Fluffy 🍺.. @ChiTownTim27
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Jen @brokemycoccyx
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Latte Chavalito @ElChavaleto
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Faux Real @SoFauxSoReal
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♡ Eve ♡ @evecullen610
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Nayele18 @nayele18maybe
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🧵 My pregnant wife called me at work, she said — Something Is Wrong. She was distraught. She said she was heading to our OB/GYN. I told her I’d meet her there.
If you thought Joe Biden kicked ass in the State of the Union, I want to follow you!
102-year-old Shoji Tomihisa competes in a race and proves that age is just a number
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@Girl15Gone @theglizzyqueen @candice_counsel @_SingleBabyMama @duchess_banana @addisonv0dka @EVA24011 @MsAshBash420 @ms_understood64 @sweatsntopknots The Chi-Lites created the sound. Beyonce looped it, with permission of course. I like both Crazy in Love and Are You My Woman?…
I’m feeling a bit down today just because it’s me but also probably because I’m just always in pain these days but my wife and also my therapist wanted me to get a massage (I’ve never had a professional one) so that’s scheduled for Thursday and I go to a pain mgt dr mid-March
Google image search your first name and apocalypse outfit & post the first result.
Google your first name and ‘apocalypse outfit’ and post the first result.
Everything went well this morning. Results will take 1-2 weeks. I’m hopeful they got it all. Thanks so much for all the well wishes and kind words. ❤️
It would suck to be a waiter at a Greek restaurant cuz when you drop something everyone yells "OPA!" and laughs but your boss is like wtf is the matter with you Kevin that's the 4th glass youve dropped today.
Rose's are red Violets are blue If you were a Netflix series I'd binge watch the fuck out of you Happy V day my lovely weirdos of twitter
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