Darla @ddsmidt
I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's some links to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS twitter.com/i/moments/1009… United States Joined September 2010-
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I love how on Fridays I start making a to-do list in my head of everything I will accomplish over the weekend. Saturday: *loads dishwasher* That’s enough for one weekend. *sips cocktail*
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I'm not hungover, I always look like this.
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I'm not grumpy, I now just have seasoned emotions.
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I was bored so I gave all of our furniture names. It was nice sitting with Keith the sofa.
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True happiness is about enjoying what you have, not what you can get.
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“Live your best life,” I say as I climb into my bed at 8:30 p.m. with a good book, a chocolate bar, and freshly changed sheets.
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Sorry, I didn’t mean to accuse you of being in a good mood.
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Good Morning Barbarians At The Quad W W W
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Remember when being weird was cool? Now there’s a tidal wave of it out there we can’t control.
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Sis there ain’t no good way to break up with a bad man Read that again
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People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes.
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There’s no “we” in fries.
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when rock bottom turned out to be my safety net
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i like to throw “of course” in a conversation when im not listening
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You were never meant to fit in, you are here to make a dent in the universe.
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I love how on Fridays I start making a to-do list in my head of everything I will accomplish over the weekend. Saturday: *loads dishwasher* That’s enough for one weekend. *sips cocktail*
I'm not grumpy, I now just have seasoned emotions.
I was bored so I gave all of our furniture names. It was nice sitting with Keith the sofa.
True happiness is about enjoying what you have, not what you can get.
“Live your best life,” I say as I climb into my bed at 8:30 p.m. with a good book, a chocolate bar, and freshly changed sheets.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to accuse you of being in a good mood.
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If your religion teaches you to hate other religions then fuck you and fuck your religion!!
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