jan @JJSummertime
This space for rent https://t.co/V2inG5E9q0 twitr.buzz/jjsummertime The Radiation Room ☢ Joined November 2012-
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Tiny Dancer That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Just because it’s weird doesn’t mean it’s not common.
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You can't fathom how disappointed I am that Le Coq Sportif never hit it big in the 80s
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When is the rhythm gonna get me Gloria Estefan? I've been waiting since the mid 80s, & still no rhythm at all.
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I hit snooze like old people hit slot machines.
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*roll call in a classroom* Teacher: Brody? Brody: Here. Teacher: Hailey? Hailey: Here. Teacher: 1980s German glam metal band Scorpions? Scorpions: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
Get in loser. We’re running with the shadows of the night.
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When it comes to grilled cheese, it’s no longer considered tomato soup, it’s tomato dip.
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I like the person I was when I start the car and the music is cranked.
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I forgot I still have to dry the blanket and make the bed before I can actually go to bed. Whyyyyyyyy is life so hard?
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There’s no such thing as bed time. There, I said it.
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The biggest thing I learned from the eighties is that stopping the world and melting with you is harder than it seems.
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The best way to get some sympathy is to tell people you’re getting a root canal.
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Mustard is the best condiment. There, I said it.
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Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognize the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak
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I don’t invite ppl inside bc that’s exactly what a vampire would want me to do.
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Hi I’m 47 and I used “there” instead of “their” in a tweet and I’m still thinking about it.
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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as "the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire"
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It's getting hard to hide my excitement when plans to go out are cancelled.
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The older you get the more annoyed you become when an unfamiliar car drives down your street.
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I’ve been dieting so hard I snuck out to eat pizza in my car- and I don’t even live with anybody.
I only sit in the patient waiting because there isn’t an impatient waiting area.
Just because it’s weird doesn’t mean it’s not common.
You can't fathom how disappointed I am that Le Coq Sportif never hit it big in the 80s
When is the rhythm gonna get me Gloria Estefan? I've been waiting since the mid 80s, & still no rhythm at all.
*roll call in a classroom* Teacher: Brody? Brody: Here. Teacher: Hailey? Hailey: Here. Teacher: 1980s German glam metal band Scorpions? Scorpions: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
Get in loser. We’re running with the shadows of the night.
When it comes to grilled cheese, it’s no longer considered tomato soup, it’s tomato dip.
I like the person I was when I start the car and the music is cranked.
I forgot I still have to dry the blanket and make the bed before I can actually go to bed. Whyyyyyyyy is life so hard?
Watching Texas in the Big 12 Championship Game in the backyard 🤘🤘
There’s no such thing as bed time. There, I said it.
The biggest thing I learned from the eighties is that stopping the world and melting with you is harder than it seems.
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Mustard is the best condiment. There, I said it.
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