Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch
Everything is funny to me 😁😂🤣 🇺🇲🇵🇷 twitter.com/search?f=tweet… Twitter Circus Joined August 2012-
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Is it okay to ask in a fine dining place “where is my food in this food that you brought?”?
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If I ever get stranded and need to be rescued: Me whispering: "snakes are poisonous." .................................................................. Twitter Rando: "ACTUALLY THEY'RE VENOMOUS"
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I'm still calling it the Twitter.
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Kissed by the sun once again
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I just want to feel happy and light and lovely again, you remember when. Like I did then.
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If I could just reach through this screen and give your tweet a pinch, I would.
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On second thought, doing all of that bs a favor and starving it of my attention. I hope you do the same. They can't manipulate ppl who ignore their constant performative... e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. Good night.
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Plot twist: My root beer float brings men to my yard
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I don't mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit.
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*Dunks donut in wine
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I’d reply if there was anyone worth replying to.
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It’s true I make amazing pita sandwiches
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I speak my mind cause it hurts when I bite my tongue
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I need to fucking feel you deeper, than my own skin....
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Hands down, witch hazel is the most occult of all topical astringents.
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Watching Tombstone Husband: everyone knows during a gun fight god reloads for you
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If the FBI is watching me I know they’re so fucking bored
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Day 10,659 of my husband acting shocked and surprised when I remind him he needs to pick up after himself
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Mom that’s no yeti. It’s Sam from down the street.
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