Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Communism, Hell Joined October 2018-
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@benedictsred Your friend loves milk, but it upsets him, so it's a bit of a Quan dairy issue.
all day I've been trying to think of a way to work in "fire distinguisher" but it's just not happening
Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)
Twin Peaks isn’t odd or scary. Washington is just like that.
20th century dad fears: son crashes jalopy into the median, daughter impregnated by rakish pool hall hustler, horse ejecting worms 21st century dad fears: Cock print highly visible on IG live, indie pop demos found on sons pc, daughter caught slurpfucking D3 golfer in a 4Runner
A wee field mouse has been showing up at my door every few days for the last 2 weeks. He's very polite. I say please go the other way, buddy! And he always does. Anyway, today my neighbor saw me telling him goodbye as he scurried off, so now I have to move.
the most dangerous game is the one you agree to play without knowing it’ll take your friend 20 minutes to explain the rules
"Okay Martha we are just watching you eat salad from a mixing bowl on the big screen." Like yea okay well I'm a remote employee and I like seeing myself in camera 😘
a book about a spider who lied about a hammock he was weaving called Web of De Seat somebody write that down
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When you hear sirens do you immediately wonder if your house is on fire or are you normal
You can't hurt me, you're not my twitter view count
I’m at the age now that a friend with benefits means that special someone that can drive at night.
If they walk away shaking their head, you did something right.
Oh no, it’s not a dream. It’s exactly as it seems. open.spotify.com/track/3BHFTfnD…
Might just fuck around and admit I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you, that I almost believe that they’re real.
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20K Followers 1K Following A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. . 2nd account (@333666bbb)@benedictsred Your friend loves milk, but it upsets him, so it's a bit of a Quan dairy issue.
all day I've been trying to think of a way to work in "fire distinguisher" but it's just not happening
@benedictsred ahh yes, he's the guy who you saw hitting the road.
hell yeah
manifesting carne asada fries by ordering them through dangus eats
Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)
@benedictsred True and that's why I love it. It's not that intense oddness....it's a very chill, we just take things as they are odd 😅
20th century dad fears: son crashes jalopy into the median, daughter impregnated by rakish pool hall hustler, horse ejecting worms 21st century dad fears: Cock print highly visible on IG live, indie pop demos found on sons pc, daughter caught slurpfucking D3 golfer in a 4Runner
A wee field mouse has been showing up at my door every few days for the last 2 weeks. He's very polite. I say please go the other way, buddy! And he always does. Anyway, today my neighbor saw me telling him goodbye as he scurried off, so now I have to move.
the most dangerous game is the one you agree to play without knowing it’ll take your friend 20 minutes to explain the rules
"Okay Martha we are just watching you eat salad from a mixing bowl on the big screen." Like yea okay well I'm a remote employee and I like seeing myself in camera 😘
a book about a spider who lied about a hammock he was weaving called Web of De Seat somebody write that down
Vegans might be annoying but at least our food doesn't need to be de-eyed
When you hear sirens do you immediately wonder if your house is on fire or are you normal
You can't hurt me, you're not my twitter view count
I’m at the age now that a friend with benefits means that special someone that can drive at night.
If they walk away shaking their head, you did something right.
@benedictsred I believe you'd get fired sayin some shit like that