Insert a witty name here - 🧈🥤 @Thehotstoner
Just like weed, I make everything better. Doll, Baby Girl,Sweetheart,Goddess 💍 Stay out of my DM's with your pee pees Joined November 2023-
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Hear me out: a rage room, but instead of taking your violence out on stuff, we get be in a room with a pedophile or animal abuser.
I've never been fucked in an Iroc-Z. This is a real problem...
Inside the trunk of every Iroc Z is a portal that leads you straight to the set of an ‘80s porno.
Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too? Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
All I'm saying is Maggie Simpson has more confirmed kills than Willy Wonka.
I have many different layers. I’m basically a lasagna.
The human mind is amazing.... Someone looked at cheese, and said: " Let's can it, and make it squirt"
At my fight club... Boners are allowed
Let's hold men by the scruff of their necks.
I follow some of you because you’re completely unhinged. Keep up the good work.
When someone says "you're such a dork" it's like I'm getting a pat on the back knowing they 'get' me
I will always say a "Hello" or a "Thank you" for a compliment.... - Unless you come at me like a crude pig But I don't typically have long conversations or try to get to know someone in DMs. I like to keep it casual and low-key on the TL.
my account isn't private, my life is. you don't know the details of my life or relationships, or me... you know my social media.
I’d tattoo your bite marks on my ass
totally putting my fingers in people’s coffee from now on
Damn right...wtf is that man doing?
Len ..that wasn't anonymous....🤣 But thank you. I think you're dope as well.
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529K Followers 17 Following ᥣ᰻𝖿ᥱ ᰻s sһ᥆r𝗍 , 𝗍һᥱ ᥕ᥆rᥣძ ᰻s ᥕ᰻ძᥱ ... mᥲkᥱ s᥆mᥱ mᥱm᥆r᰻ᥱs . ☁️@Thehotstoner @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE I approve this name
Inside the trunk of every Iroc Z is a portal that leads you straight to the set of an ‘80s porno.
@Thehotstoner No you didn’t. Yes you did. I love playing with shadow photography.
@Thehotstoner The indication of an reachable yet intriguing object 🤔😏😏😏
They hate you because they know you’re special.
Her: what that mouth do? Me: plays kazoo and gets tongue tied mostly
this is why we buy toys...