Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK
This is a page of silly and fun, please don't take it seriously, you'll just be wasting your own time. twitter.com/search?q=(from… 🌏 Joined January 2018-
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I'm like if Indiana Jones didn't have a fedora or a whip, but played a kazoo... I do hate snakes too, shut up it's totally the same
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Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
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I’m eating dinner with an another human being tonight. I have no idea who I am anymore.
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If someone smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich I’d throw it right in the garbage.
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I appreciate and value good sarcasm.
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If you look hard enough there’s something nice to say about everybody. Just kidding, no there isn’t.
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Maturity is seeing that the silent treatment from stupid people is rewarding.
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Who else here hates coffee? I can't be the only one...
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I'm tweeting this from my blanket fort, don't ask questions
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You don't meet babies named Rusty
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[after several months of self doubt and procrastination, I finally commit the first words of my romance novel to paper] She had dumps like a truck
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If they walk away shaking their head, you did something right.
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Tonight, music is all I need
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Sure, Twitter is a great place to practice your eye rolls and fake yawns.
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I wanted to mow my lawn, but my neighbor walked outside mow his lawn, so I’ll wait.
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What the fuck Don't any of you have a job? -Me, trying to find a spot in the Costco parking lot
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Is there anything better than having the house to yourself? NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.
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When you settle for crumbs you will always be starving.
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I always avoid crustaceans. And other sexual diseases too.
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The rehydration clause stays on during sex.
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I’m eating dinner with an another human being tonight. I have no idea who I am anymore.
If someone smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich I’d throw it right in the garbage.
If you look hard enough there’s something nice to say about everybody. Just kidding, no there isn’t.
Maturity is seeing that the silent treatment from stupid people is rewarding.
Who else here hates coffee? I can't be the only one...
I'm tweeting this from my blanket fort, don't ask questions
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