just me but not @justmebutnot1
Just having fun, tell me a dirty joke. BLM, Resist. mobile.twitter.com/search/from:@j… The Sweet spot Joined February 2021-
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Me: buttering me up won’t work Also me: so how cute did you say my smile is?
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You know a man is really into you when he’s prepared to run an unnecessary 26 miles just to see you
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If avoiding people at the store was a professional sport, I could be a 1st round draft pick.
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Whenever I hear people are talking about me behind my back, I smile, because I love attention.
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I told you there were levels to my love so stop going up and move further down.
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Men establish dominance by seeing who can stand further from the urinal and still not miss.
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If I could just find a lip gloss with the same sheen as fried chicken grease, I’d be so happy
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Some of ya'll didn't check yourself before you wrecked yourself, and it shows.
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My new safe word is "Crocs"
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she wanders alone through a forest of memories searching for the place she once called home
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Getting a clear photo of Sasquatch is no small feat!
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Play is so important. A little bit goes a long way.
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Can't get the thought of getting railed out of my head.
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A dry wedding is just like a regular wedding but with no reason to be there
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Might fuck around and book a table in a fine dining restaurant for my husband to pay.
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If I had two buttholes, would I poop out of them at the same time? Poop more efficiently?
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Missionary is only for attractive people. Doggy is for not having to look at the face.
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Tell her she looks, “Fine.” Women love that.
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I’m not thinking about you. You’re thinking about me.
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Ass built for back shots and a face built for missionary
I'm a 10 in a sundress with converse chucks.
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