disco spaceship @disc0spaceship

@CyberPunkCortes Incredible story caught on video of a shark and woman communicating with each other. She was able to reach inside the sharks mouth pulling a hook out.

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erika @yeeeerika

2 months ago

what if i threw a pierogi at your face

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disco spaceship @disc0spaceship

2 months ago

Ugh when Hinge tells you they think you’d be the most compatible with one of your exes and when you peep their profile, one of the pics is of them and your dog that you took 😩😭

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Lupin @lupinxart

2 months ago

i love twitter because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” *retweet*

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lulubeans @lulubeans42

2 months ago

I hate men who think sex ends with their ejaculation

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Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine

2 months ago

Hey dude, if you want her to notice you don't send her an unsolicited dick pic, be respectful and send her some poetry. Bitches love poetry.

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disco spaceship @disc0spaceship

2 months ago

I dropped some Fritos on the ground and told my dog to eat them. He rolled his eyes and wouldn’t. Maybe I shouldn’t eat them either.

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The Tipsy Angel 🪽😇 @blonde_opinion

2 months ago

I feel badly now for sausages because this shirt is tighter than a mfer and not fun and ain’t nobody eating me.

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disco spaceship @disc0spaceship

2 months ago

I think I saw about 2500 naked people this week. After a few minutes, everyone just looks beautiful and human and no one cares that no one is wearing clothes.

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disco spaceship @disc0spaceship

2 months ago

One a guy gives you the ick, it’s forever. It’s irreversible.

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Old Man Rattle @oldrattleagain

2 months ago

telling my doordasher that i’m not ready to reintegrate into society

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disco spaceship @disc0spaceship

2 months ago

Went to a naked pool party today then a kink party and got spanked around by a hot woman. All around a-fucking-okay day! Slay.

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disco spaceship @disc0spaceship

2 months ago

Saturday is international skinny dipping day. I encourage everyone who reads this to non-sexually, and respectfully do it! There are lots of events happening all over!

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Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2

3 months ago

One of the most important life lessons you'll learn is to learn your place in people's lives so you can honestly assess your relationship with them, avoid having your feelings hurt by unrealistic expectations, and see relationships for what they are, not what you hope they'll be.