𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976
ʍǝıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ʇı ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ sı ɯǝןqoɹd ɐ ǝʌןos oʇ ʎɐʍ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ sǝɯıʇǝɯos instagram.com/jumperjohn76?i… Manchester, England Joined May 2023-
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Embracing your inner crazy is sometimes the only way to stay sane in this mad world.
Laughter is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.
Who you are when the WiFi starts acting up is the real you.
Twitter is basically the modern version of a mental asylum.
Sometimes a good laugh is all you need to get the hundreds of thoughts out of your head.
I'm convinced that everybody is slightly crazy in their own little way. Some are just better at hiding it than others.
Glancing through twitter reading other people’s thoughts while escaping my own.
Mentally I still feel like I'm in my twenties but physically I feel like I’ve been dead for years.
Doing anything and everything to avoid doing what I actually need to do is my superpower.
Music is my meditation. It’s how I escape my thoughts.
Sometimes I feel like life would be so much more fun with a DeLorean time machine from Back to the Future.
“Always remember to be happy because you never know who is falling in love with your smile”
The moment will never be perfect. Just go for it. Magic may be waiting for you.
Sometimes I wish real life had cartoon thought bubbles.
My life is a constant battle between my love of food, alcohol and not wanting to get fat.
Sometimes I wish that I could put idiots on airplane mode.
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