Huge Jacknuts @BreadedMark
Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep. Regal Beagle Joined June 2021-
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And bam just like a knife coming thru the speakers, Random sends me back to 1994 and the night Princess Lay Everybody broke up with a 19 year old Jacknuts and breaking my 💔
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Not to brag but I once took a no-hitter into the 3rd inning back in little league…
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I remember when Heathers and Jennifers ruled the earth…
*on a plane about to crash* ‘Why is this happening?! I was eating whole grains!’
‘Why can’t you use your blinker dumbass?’ Also me: ‘I’d be a weird but effective serial killer’
If I had it over I would’ve named my daughter Ruby Soho…
In a parallel universe I’m a P.E. Teacher, wear track suits everyday, coach the JV football team and we are 2-5 headed into a bye week…
Say there Lane I know you were taking out that girl Beth…
I was like ‘omg they got Morrissey’
🎶I’ve wasted all my tears Wasted all of those years And nothing had the chance to be good Cause nothing ever could…🎵 We had some great music and even greater lyrics back in the day
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Leader in the clubhouse at The @rydercup for best T-shirt.
If I was a cop I’d probably say ‘WELL MAYBE YOUD LIKE TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS DOWNTOWN!!’ at least 4x a day…
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asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me she said only when it was a really bad hangover
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