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I got a rock. Stands with 🏳️🌈. ❌🧀❌. All MAGA mouth breathers blocked starting…now! Woke AF. 🟦 twitter.com/search?q=from:… Miami, FL Joined January 2016-
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Tonight is witches' night, come and dance, drink and celebrate with me, you magical creatures 🥂😈 💫
If I ever get stranded and need to be rescued: Me whispering: "snakes are poisonous." .................................................................. Twitter Rando: "ACTUALLY THEY'RE VENOMOUS"
We all only have one life, so waste it the way you want.
The gift of a non severe evening thunderstorm.
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Your honor I was trying to help him drink my bath water, I didn’t mean to drown him
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Never force a connection because everything that’s begged and borrowed must be returned.
Your Canadian coffee tweets make me sleepy
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Your tweets are boring and lack imagination.
Breakfast of champions
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Slapping my ass is a love language.
Your one experience doesn’t make you an expert on someone else’s trauma
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NEW: As soon as the Access Hollywood tape is out, Dylan Howard tells Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal's lawyer, "Trump is fucked."
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Trump’s team taking advantage of that lunch recess…
Trump Truth Social posts that were subjected to punishment from Judge Merchan over gag order violations have been removed ahead of 2:15pmET deadline.
Allison Gill said of the SCOTUS immunity arguments "To me, I mean, we're either here because of incompetence, arrogance, or a corrupt intentional delay tactic, and none of those options gives me a lot of confidence about how the court will rule." rawstory.com/trump-immunity…
On Oct. 17, 2016, Davidson emailed Cohen and advised that Stormy was canceling the agreement and that he would no longer be representing her.
I guess the people at Barron’s school will be forced to see Trump for the first time in 3+ years.
Maybe an interviewer can ask Trump what activities he has enjoyed doing most with Barron over the years. All the really cool father-son bonding stuff.
NEW: This is the fourth Trump trial I’ve attended regularly. But I have never seen anything like the phenomenon we’re witnessing the morning. 1/
Former President Fartbag exits the elevator
Honestly, the judge basically forcing Trump to attend Barron’s graduation is probably worse for him than the $9000 in contempt fines.
BREAKING: the judge finds multiple repeated violations of gag order by Trump. Judge missed an opportunity to impose a monitor over his social media posts and to suggest the penalty will be considered at end of trial.
Judge Merchan holds Trump in contempt for nine incidents. Fines is $1000 per incident.
It’s always the guys who flunked out after one semester …
Davidson then testifies that when he told Cohen how dissatisfied Stormy and her rep were with the delays and the excuses, Cohen responded: "Goddamn it; I'll just do it myself." Steinglass: "Did you ever believe that Michael Cohen would be the ultimate source of the funds?"…
So the settlement agreement between Stormy and Trump required that the $130K be funded by 10/14/16, but that deadline came and went w/o any payment made. Davidson on 10/17/16 emailed Cohen at his Trumporg.com address with a subject line of "PP v. DD: Important." In…
New fundraising text. He got indicted for my kids. What a guy.
Donald finally convinced Eric to go to court with him, by far his dumbest offspring
Katie’s Sidebar: Judge Merchan exercised his discretion in only fining Trump. I suspect that when (not if) Trump violates again, Merchan will be more inclined to put Trump into custody, escalating the punishment. It’s giving Trump enough rope to hang himself.
Recall: Under NY law and procedure, the moving party (in this case the prosecution) must meet their burden to have someone held in contempt. And the punishment is a fine of $1000 or jail up to 30 days or a combo of both.
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