Destry @DestryBrod

Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice. mobile.twitter.com/search/from:@d… Chicago, IL now Michigan Joined December 2015

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DasAutoCitron @DasAutoCitron

a day ago

My zodiac sign is just a drunk sloth trying to cross the road.

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SaturnGemini @SaturnGemini365

10 hours ago

I retweet so much because I feel others can say it better than I can. I comment nice things because there is already too much negativity in the world and I refuse to contribute to it. I also say the truth because I was taught “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it”

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Lazor @Lazor2828

a day ago

It is not a real situationship until somebody gets Baker Acted.

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Lazor @Lazor2828

3 years ago

Look, the hug is over when I pat you on the back. I'm tapping out, bitch.

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Destry @DestryBrod

9 hours ago

Skin so dry you start filling your urn ahead of time.

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Bae West @mommywhitfield

4 weeks ago

The tornado siren was just going off here, but I think I can make it to the liquor store.

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Destry @DestryBrod

10 hours ago

If you're seeing this post, I hope you have an awesome week. If you're struggling, keep going. You got this. Love y'all.

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Destry @DestryBrod

10 hours ago

If men could get pregnant, we'd all have punch cards to get the fifth abortion for free.

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Destry @DestryBrod

13 hours ago

I'd run through an airport to stop you from getting on a plane. Fine. I'd briskly walk through an airport to stop you. Ok. I'd take the moving walkway.

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Destry @DestryBrod

14 hours ago

All bridges should be named Jeff.

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Destry @DestryBrod

15 hours ago

An employee at Chipotle was shot over a skimpy portion of guacamole. What are you in for? Avocado.

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mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen

2 days ago

A religious crooner, call him Michael Biblé

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mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen

a day ago

Where do blondes stay on vacation? AirheadBnB -joke courtesy of my dad

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Destry @DestryBrod

16 hours ago

The creator of fun size candy bars only wanted us to have a little bit of fun. Just like a drug dealer. They give you a little because they know you'll be back.

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Jenji @Jenjiy0

20 hours ago

Cat with a death wish. I honestly don’t know how she made it this far.

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Naïve American @nahdude83

a week ago

PLEASE READ! I am begging 🙏🏽 Pleading for any help. I greatly appreciate the donations received, yet still am from goal. Anything helps. If you can give I am grateful. Please share or RT as well. All of this I do for family. ♥️ gofund.me/644544df

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Destry @DestryBrod

a day ago

Why don't they bottle ball sweat? -the inventor of Kombucha

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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍑𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2

2 days ago

15 used “you’re” instead of “your” H: mama I used one of those fancy things are you proud of me

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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍑𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2

a day ago

Sometimes I watch reruns of Cops or episodes of Hoarders to give my self esteem a lil boosty boost

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DasAutoCitron @DasAutoCitron

2 days ago

Being vulnerable is woman's nature, I'm told. I should be able to bare myself, they say. And when it's more difficult than it should be, when it takes too long, I am faulty. Why? I didn't take this shape on my own.