Scott with a Silent T @SilenttScott
FYI, in Scott the first T is silent. He's told he's happily married. Dog named Lulah. Online Content Creator. Roots in WNC and Spokane. overheardmountaintop.com Durham, NC Joined May 2016-
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Scott with a Silent T retweeted
Tempted to get a Nokia 3310 and go off-grid
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It’s a fair question. Why aren’t more people grossed out by the word proclivity?
If I said, “let’s see what’s on the Telly tonight,” would you walk out the front door and never return?
They don’t have an Uber where they pick you up in a hearse do they?
Scott with a Silent T retweeted
My dog seized her opportunity to lick inside my mouth while I was sneezing so no, I am not having a happy Monday
Sounds like global warming worked out great for Dune’s population. They’ve got a great public transportation system. They drink their own pee. They found a Spice that enhances chicken dishes.
Longtime readers recall that a turtle entered my home last year and brutalized my family. I battled it to the edge of a cliff and kicked it off, thinking it was over. Found him (or his turtle offspring) at my back gate looking for revenge today. Watch local news for updates!
If some ladies on here play their cards right, I’ll be taking them here tonight🏆
Just gave up. Bought the lip balm formulated for the emotionally sensitive.
I think if there were a snack called “cheesy pleasers,” I would purchase it and eat it often.
Scott with a Silent T retweeted
Feeling bored, might block Grammarly's IP addresses at work and see who sends me a poorly written complaint email.
Picked up a cigarette butt on my lawn as I was mowing. Continued to mow with it in my hand but realized it looked like I was puffing on a Marlboro while doing yard work. Basically Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Maybe folks will respect me more around here.
When someone gives me a gift card, I go back to them a few weeks later and ask “For some reason it ran out, is there a way you can check on that?” They either don’t want to be rude and keep refilling the card, or they just ghost me. Well usually it’s the ghosting.
Scott with a Silent T retweeted
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