My dad told my daughter she was the best duster ever then leaned in to me and whispered “if you tell kids they’re amazing at the chore they don’t bitch about doing it” and suddenly I’m questioning if I really was the most amazing weed-puller he ever saw
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13 Followers 199 FollowingWinter is a cold season, it was the season of missing, the patches of snow and cold wind to send you my greetings, have you received?
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7 Followers 141 FollowingI'm Yumi Takahashi from Japan
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Like sports, photography, swimming, traveling, cooking, reading, browsing financial news.
3K Followers 2K FollowingWelcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions. #GoLeafsGo. I’m getting great pleasure rereading my retweets. Mind the gap. Born: Probably. No DMs.
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I know who DB Cooper is.
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28K Followers 8K FollowingHopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
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2K Followers 5K FollowingThis book answers the question - How the hell did we get here? How did we go from Brave New World to Brave New MAGA World. Fun and easy reading, and pictures!
10K Followers 8K FollowingAlways thinking about music, always got a song stuck in my head. I post stuff so I can talk about it with fellow music geeks.
172 Followers 185 FollowingParody Account: I'm a Stud Hockey Player goofin' on useless Twitter pheasants. No affiliation with the real TV show Letterkenny because it's a Parody account.
123K Followers 76K FollowingThat one guy from some movies & TV you might have seen. Or not. The Big Bang Theory, Rizzoli & Isles, Castle, Geico Horror Movie commercial, etc.
1K Followers 1K Followingno DMs...#DEMOCRAT. #Korean-American born in USA. Religion is EVIL!! Anti-KOREA. Anti-Religion FORMER Christian church attender...Amos 5:21-23. Nehemiah 9:26
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